Will Tofts 🇺🇦

Warden of the North, Kent Marshes. Southampton FC , Wasps , Hampshire cricket, WW2 and Three men in a Boat.

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

Unfortunately we spent the entire meeting talking about vegan options for the all-staff retreat, so we're going to have to put solving our budget shortfall in the bike rack.

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

All employees must track their time in 15 minutes increments for the 32 grants that fund their positions. No further guidance will be given.

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

Every year we will announce a new 5-year strategic plan.

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

We are offering this mindfulness training in lieu of adequate pay and work/life balance.

[Frank @FrankFWJH]

He’s 300x the man Farage ever be lol

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

It's important to ask if this new project is aligned with the goals outlined in our strategic plan, and if we have identified the right metrics to track our progress. That said, if you have funding then none of that really matters.

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

For this leadership position, we will only be considering candidates who have washed out of their corporate careers.

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

We all know the importance of our mission and the hard work that’s necessary—but we’re going to spend most of our time on admin and internal politics.

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

Our in-house counsel has advised us not to do anything, ever.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

2-4% Salary increase is NOT a raise.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The best way to increase your enjoyment of watching a football match on the telly is to change the channel and watch the cricket instead.

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

First we'll review the staff feedback that many of you are exhausted and beginning to feel negative health effects from the pressure your jobs place on you. Then, we’ll view a PPT on our new “We Never Stop, We Never Rest” fundraising campaign.

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

We are dedicated to helping staff maintain a good work/life balance--and you would know this if you read the email I sent last Sunday morning.

[Richie Floyd @richiejfloyd]

I wish we lived in a world where I didn't feel constantly compelled to post this video, but until then here's Tony Benn speaking on war with clarity and moral conviction that you won't see from the evil people running the world today

[Brendan May @bmay]

“I’m fleeing Sadiq Khan’s London war zone for Dubai”, they said.

[Paul @LeftySeparatist]

I don’t want my tax being spent on facilitating the return of these extremists from Dubai to the UK. They clearly despise our culture and way of life and they should seek refuge in the first safe country they arrive in.

Am I doing this right?🤔

[Tim Vickery @Tim_Vickery]

Bill Bryson, 1994

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Richard Gere, "The entire planet has fallen off a cliff into the stupid zone"

Krishnan Guru-Murthy, "You are famous for talking about refugees, Palestinians" #C4News

Richard Gere, "The bad guys exploit the illusion of differences"

"Do we really think these refugees are different than us?"

"Do you really believe what these clowns like Trump, Orban, Netanyahu, Putin, what these guys say?"

"Or do you look at your heart and go: the world isn't like that?"

"If we can remove the stupid stuff that most of these bad guy leaders are dumping on us, and go back to whole we really are: profound kindness"