Carl Spackler

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[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion.

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 195 yards left, and he's got a, looks like he's got about an 8-ir

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya.

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

This looks like it could be gravy. I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang. Freeze gopher!

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya.

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

[Carl Spackler @which_is_nice]

And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know."