₥ichael

i’ve been told i’m funny by many people having manic episodes

[₥ichael @whichglockareu]

you don’t know what #firepussy look like

[adot @0xadot]

hopped on this dating app brother i am hopping right the fuck back off LMFAOOOOO

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

I cant believe they activated jewish Tom Macdonald things are really heating up

[₥ichael @whichglockareu]

You are good enough. I don't know what the world tells you. Just keep being you

[₥ichael @whichglockareu]

finally, something worth reporting on

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

New game 'CatchCat' lets you collect real-life cats like Pokemon Go

Every cat you photograph becomes a collectible card with its own stats and traits

[₥ichael @whichglockareu]

life genuinely could be so much worse but fuck gang. it’s every week i’m contemplating if this shit worth another year

[P7 @B43P7]

Gave a broke bitch a chance n she pawned it

[The Wonton Don @DonnieDoesWorld]

Major fomo

[₥ichael @whichglockareu]

@ajigsayomide @Praiseinterests how do i make a meth bomb with an airfryer

[₥ichael @whichglockareu]

fuck

[₥ichael @whichglockareu]

thank you waverly rose, i haven’t felt this good in years

[₥ichael @whichglockareu]

please kill me before i do it myself

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Realest nigga in the game.

[₥ichael @whichglockareu]

nine vicious gotta isreal chain, birds of a feather flock together i guess

[₥ichael @whichglockareu]

please kill me before i do it myself

[₥ichael @whichglockareu]

god please don’t do this now

[Potato Snail 🥔🐌 @I_love_snailsss]

Counting or not counting toy violence

[jah @mypopbible]

White people smoke weed like they retarded

[₥ichael @whichglockareu]

@Dexerto i don’t wanna get my hopes up but this sounds great

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Imagine someone saying this to you in 2011