~hugh jass~

that's like, your opinion, man.

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

But I'm also trying to live my best life so

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

I really need to show some self restraint and NOT eat all of the cookie dough chunks out of my ice cream.

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

Achievement unlocked: Rode on the top part of a double decker bus

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

Hey, how about instead of saying that I look better than I did 10 yrs ago, you just don't comment on my body? #Groundbreaking

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

Just because I'm an attractive woman does not mean it's abnormal for me to be single.

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

My attractiveness level and my relationship status are not mutually exclusive, last I checked.

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

To all of the people who wear white pants: I envy your confidence and the trust you have in yourself.

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

There isn't enough coffee in the world to get me through the day.

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

The only people I drunk text are my sisters so that should give you some insight into my life

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

I wonder if I'm the only person who reads the CCM comments as if the person was yelling them at me.

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

I should really get rid of these tan capris because, no matter what I wear with them, I look like a gd soccer mom.

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

If Ive read something horrifying at work and want to have comfort cake for supper, then Ill have comfort cake for supper.

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

2 milk 1 sugar does not mean 1kg of sugar.

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Person: Nice highlight! What is it?!

Me: Thanks, it's my natural greasy complexion.

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

It's no wonder why my self esteem is so low when you constantly say "You deserve nothing" and "You're at the bottom of the barrel"

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

I got on the bus and some guy told me how someone doesn't talk to him anymore because he showed her the porn he downloaded.

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

Karma was a swift bitch on that last tweet.

[~hugh jass~ @whiiskeydaisy]

My most recent Google search: How to be less approachable.

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When your love of forensic anthropology and the Emerald Ash Borer collide, and you realize you know no one who shares these loves.

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I also wonder if it bothers anyone else like it bothers me.