𝔪𝔞𝔠𝔶

please stop asking me to ruin your life i’m too kind for that

[Dr Marxism, PhD @apostrophebeats]

guys with vasectomies after hitting it raw:

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

God was in the studio with them

[swan! #NOTMYROGUE @swanourii]

how it feels telling ur oomfs ur from the south

[anna @kebabtetas]

así m siento yo hablando d algo que solo m interesa a mi

[Luna😻 @Ruina12rex]

why is it soo hard to find a guy who's a freak but also extremely sweet

[rowan @lacememoir]

i love when people say something is so me like yes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is so me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 thank you for knowing me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[rudi @rudifromau]

high sex drive but i refuse to participate in hookup culture

[666 @ffxyoonu]

NECESITO estar de novia con una persona muy GRACIOSA, que no haya tiempo de discutir porque va a largar un chiste y yo me río y así consecutivamente y somos felices para siempre

[val @valyeeet]

when someone irl wants to know u better but the long distance
maybesomethingship just started to throw more mixed signals

[mer! 🏳️‍⚧️ @mereatsshit]

back in biden's america it was only the lemonade that killed you

[lydia shmydia @thedeltalady]

Starting to go on dates after healing from a heartbreak on my own timeline without getting with another and it feels like this

[pilar ★ @pilarwwt]

dios le da sus peores celibatos a sus guerreras mas pajeras

[g @34rths]

Accidentally said I wanna kill myself in front of my friend who doesn't play about my life like that

[gayybitch @agayybitch]

If i call you a dork it means i want you

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

"nothing burger" "everything bagel" I wanna be your fat and weird cookie

[໊ @ilswyth]

i’m normal until i develop romantic feelings then i start having evil thoughts and my brain speaks to me in riddles

[sally said, sally said @tidaltowns]

everyone get more camp and kind and tryhard and unabashed and sexy and a little sleazy or trashy and weird with it right fucking now!!!!

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast