She who must be ignored

Owner of 2 boys and a cat. Drinks too much gin and slightly obsessed with shoes, yet manages to hold down a full-time, grown-up job. A bit of a cliché...

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

I am, very obviously, nowhere near an expert (like most of the folk on here), but surely getting excited about feeding data centres is a bit odd when there seem to be too many people on the planet to feed?

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

Did a work trip to Barcelona, which really was for work, but with the bloke who has been carrying on with me for a looong time. It was shit. Kids, don't ever believe a man without out incontrovertible corroborarative proof, otherwise it'll end in tears (yours)

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

Kids off to their dad's for the weekend and I have no plans, so of course I'm drinking wine and watching celebrity masterchef on my own. I used to be fun. And cool. And thin. Now I am comfy and cozy

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

@profanityswan Hehehe to the bleeps. You're a wholesome pair

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

RIP trusty bootcut jeans whose fit highlighted my long legs and maximised my non-existent backside. I will miss you and the service you have done me over the last 10 years or so. Thank goodness bootcut are apparently now acceptable again (again) so hopefully you can live on

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

I was down so went to the beach. It helped

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

Found out I have high blood pressure today (every point in my life it's been measured to now it's been low). So that's lose weight, and reduce stress and alcohol. Fun ahead!

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

@profanityswan Now that sounds like a satisfying Christmas day: lie-in, peace and quiet to rummage in your stocking, relax afterwards, stroll on the seafront then company. A bit jealous

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

It's very nearly my birthday, and for the first time I am not looking forward to being older, as it feels like I will be old. When did you start to feel 'old'? 18, 21, 40, 60, 70, 912? When knees creaked? When greys took over? When wrinkles caused topographical issues?

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

What a joy owning an old house is. Installation of a new washing machine has led to discovery of some 'interesting' electrical wiring...if you don't hear from me again I may have been electrocuted or died in an electrical fire. So, it's been nice knowing you all

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

@profanityswan Usually the best way to be (also, glad you're not dead yet)

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

@profanityswan You're just kidding yourself 😉

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

Did a NE (England) thing and booked an impromptu Newcastle-Amsterdam mini cruise thing for me and the kids (we've not had a holiday for a while). Lovely time (plus hilarious conversations about traditional Amsterdam stuff, not tulips or windmills..) but goodness me I'm knackered

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

@profanityswan @poprecsltd Ja, Mein Host!

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

@profanityswan @poprecsltd I didn't know it was 'that' kind of place!

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

@profanityswan https://t.co/3Q2WdOCADg
The other night a bit further down from you. It really is relentlessly #grimupnorth

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

Still #grimupnorth

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

Still #grimupnorth

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

Listening to @robbeckettcomic on @BBCRadio2 and not sure anyone can appreciate the complete joy I experienced in hearing someone else has the same pointless skill as me (being able to know how many letters are in a word really quickly). I am no longer a solitary weirdo!!!!

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

An attempt to get back to the downright random and innocuous days of Twitter; why does my right armpit get smelly more than my left one? Is my left hand rubbish at scrubbing my right pit? As I'm right-handed does my right side do more work? Why am I single?

[She who must be ignored @whingeymum]

@Nigel_Farage You're a self-serving dangerous piece of shit. You are only out for yourself and are trying to play everyone in this country. You are a complete disgrace of a human being. Get out of my country, you privately-educated grifter. You don't represent anything that is British