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Funny shit happens. Need to write it down for you.

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@ADsXe @945thebuzz Looking for a no knock warrant?

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@HalfXmasguy_93 @adrianachechik @iluvchanell_ Who are @HalfXmasguy_93? E.T.?

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@Real_BDFBand You better retweet this. I know I’m not the only one!

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I’m going to say it. I Fucking hate E.T. Weird-ass alien creep. Long fingered freaky motherfucker. That Reese’s pieces eating motherfucker gave me nightmares!

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@funeralgirl_ Don’t play with my heart! 🤣😘

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@funeralgirl_ I love you!

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@funeralgirl_ You want a woman to be your jet pack? Is that what you’re telling me?

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@stilettopimp @KalinaRyu Ok, we get your love for @KalinaRyu This started from my comments of being attracted to Asian women. I’m going to move on and try to find a date with a nice Asian lady (one that would date me) or find a unicorn that shits rainbows! My odds are about the same.

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@KalinaRyu Look, there has to be bigger topics to discuss going on in the world than some goofy, single, funny white guy in Texas that’s attracted to Asian women. Like, the shark vacuum is on sale! https://t.co/vJMvMiUtM2. Im’ma get me one! Don’t you judge me!

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@stilettopimp @KalinaRyu And I agree with everything you’ve said about @KalinaRyu that’s why I happily pay for her content and don’t get it from tube sites.

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@stilettopimp @KalinaRyu Agree with you about tattoos but I also see/appreciate the art in them. Never once have I said anything about stereotypes! You like the individual. A woman can be beautiful but you can’t fix bitch!

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@stilettopimp @KalinaRyu Of course personalities! Someone that will laugh with or at me. Laughter is always important. Physically? Heart shaped face is very attractive to me. I feel like in this thread anything I say I’m walking into a trap but I’m honest and willing to take the beating.

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@KalinaRyu Please don’t think I’m being ugly! I love your work and your Twitter is always fun! It’s just frustrating sometimes and I don’t understand. Oh well, have a great weekend!

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@stevenwalden @KyleMcClellan46 @Brace4Impact46 I so wanted this to be a Stan Lee painting

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@JimLee That’s fucking funny.

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@MJBloch Trust me. There are many days I fantasize about having a brinks money bag out there on the lamb like Richard Kimble. Sorry @Brinks but in my fantasy there are $ on the side of the bags. Don’t do that!

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@ktrhnews small hail coming down in Huffman

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@740ktrh since I can’t message you on fb. Small hail coming down in Huffman