brenna

10,000 bees in a flesh suit

[brenna @whiskerbee]

Sometimes I put the news on at 6 am and then fall back asleep so I can get that nostalgic feeling of being half asleep waiting for the bus to come or waiting on the school closings to see if mine was on the list for snow

[brenna @whiskerbee]

@elonmusk are you hiring? Bachelors degree in Biology

[brenna @whiskerbee]

Mamas who worked for the full 9 months, when did you go on leave?? I’m 37 weeks today and I can barely breathe. I have 6 weeks short term disability and 12 weeks FMLA, so I only have 12 weeks total off work. I’m torn because I want to wait but I’m so miserable I can hardly move.

[brenna @whiskerbee]

I get so restless at night!! Third trimester sucks. My body twitches and I just want to sleep but I can’t. Im exhausted but my body won’t just relax. I’m so uncomfortable!!! I need to scream or cry or maybe both!!!!!

[brenna @whiskerbee]

@DaneCook Juuuuuust in case you want to help make my Christmas for my baby boy. 🩶

Your favorite color is grey.

Welcome Baby Gus! - https://t.co/I5gg458FOF

[brenna @whiskerbee]

@DaneCook Hey Dane, idk how else to get ahold of you. If I can guess your favorite color, will you help me out with a few items on my baby registry? They aren’t expensive, I’m just poor. Love you.

[brenna @whiskerbee]

@blondieholic And I can’t even get people to purchase shit off my baby registry or afford heating and air for my home 😭

[brenna @whiskerbee]

@elonmusk Please help me out with heat.

[brenna @whiskerbee]

Celebrities piss me off. I can’t afford to heat my house and that’s literally pocket change to them. I’m bitter. Cold and bitter.

[brenna @whiskerbee]

@elonmusk please help me. I need heating and air installed in my house. My only source of heat are space heaters and my electric bill is ridiculous. I’m freezing and six months pregnant. Me and my fiancé work full time and still can’t afford to get heat installed. $whiskerbee

[brenna @whiskerbee]

@joerogan Hey Joe, I’m having to look into taking a loan out to get heating and air on my house. I’m freezing, six months pregnant, and living paycheck to paycheck with a two income household. I work full time and so does my fiancé. Can you help me? $whiskerbee

[brenna @whiskerbee]

@tacobell you don’t understand. I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN!!!

[brenna @whiskerbee]

@tacobell can you please please PLEASE bring back Naked Chicken Chips please 😭 it’s all I’ve been craving!!!

[brenna @whiskerbee]

@elonmusk I’m pregnant and I would like to be able to spend the first few months of my child’s life with them before returning to work. Please please please

[brenna @whiskerbee]

@elonmusk Can you send me $100k? Please. I could really benefit from it.

[brenna @whiskerbee]

@netflix please bring back MindHunter PLEASE

[Netflix @netflix]

They were just babies.

[brenna @whiskerbee]

@netflix please bring back MindHunter or The OA. Please. They’re literally the best shows ever. 😭

[brenna @whiskerbee]

I am happy and sad and terrified and heartbroken all at the same time.

[brenna @whiskerbee]

I have the best dreams ever and I wake up heartbroken and longing for a life that doesn’t exist with people I don’t even know.