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@MidMichChivette 2

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I mean brunch is amazing. Obvi. But you guys have no idea how good these dog cuddlesnim getting right now are

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Thinking about faking being hungover so I don’t have to go to brunch

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It’s 1:49pm. I haven’t gotten out of bed or even showered.

I’m a catch, ladies.

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Quit your bitching. It’s already Thursday.

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@Briana_Lee_xx LOL how many "me" responses did you get 😂

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This girl messaged me on bumble, and it's pretty obvious as to why I didn't message her back

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Whhhoooaaaaaa forgot all about this lol

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When you're 30+ you can eat whatever the fuck you want for breakfast

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You bitches are so vapid and mind-numbingly shallow.

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The other dog had 30 pounds in her, and is only a year old.

Mine is 8! She's ok spring chicken!

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She's going to be ok. I need to seriously thin way more positively about this.

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I want to go to the vet and stay the night with her 😞

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My dog is in so much pain right now, and I can't be there for her and it KILLS me. Im helpless.

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The worst part of being in a long distance relationship s are the days you REALLY need them and they just can't be there.

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The 3 miles I ran his morning totally justifies me having a a triton sandwich and macaroni salad for breakfast

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This is so scary for me but I know it's a part of life. I know in my heart he will be fine. But that will never not make me his big brother

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I've always been so incredibly protective over my siblings, and watching him grow up and go out into the world scares me shitless

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He's always been a little boy to me! And now he's going off to live his own life?! IS THIS WHAT PARENTING IS LIKE?!

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It crazy for me to believe that my little brother graduated high school 😳😳