Tiffany 🌺

Cute But Will Fight

[Tiffany 🌺 @whiskeyandnaps]

Old No. 7

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I had kid cereal for dinner and it was everything I'd hoped it was.

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Beach time starts today, it's official!! Never been happier putting on sunscreen 🌞

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Is this the longest week in history? We'll never know.

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I've had to start using reading glasses and that sure does punch you in the face for aging

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I wasn't sure how I'd survive in a place with cold winter weather but I'm at the beach today so there's hope. So far, so good.

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For how dumb it is, I shouldn't be this excited my credit score is 800. But I am 💅🏼

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Watching a grown man plug his nose before jumping in the pool is actually cuter than it sounds

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I've been on the mainland for 4 months now and I'm not certain it's for me! Island life - and the bubble that comes with it - just feels better. We'll see if I can last the year that I signed up for ⏳️

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Relationship Status: still single but a guy told me he liked my "eloquent dialect" and "you can tell you think about what you're saying before speaking". It doesn't mean much but 💅🏼

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Are you even getting ice from the ice maker if you don't drop one on the floor? 🤔

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Is there such a thing as a TikTok message that's not spam? Didn't think so.

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I spend a lot of time watching Theo Von podcast clips and I won't apologize about it for a second.

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Someone just threatened me with a fake tan, as if this shit isn't earned, and I'll cut them after a bit.

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They say you partner up with someone who looks like you and I need to see this for myself.

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I'm 47 and oftentimes feel too old to likely find love - like I've passed the mark or line drawn - but I didn't really want it before.

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Now that I live somewhere with automatic A/C (because it's actually affordable), I set it to 76 and it's still too cold at times. If it weren't for the threat of mold management, it'd be higher. Who am I.

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Now that I'm in Florida, I fully think snakes are just everywhere (and they're not). Gotta stay alive.

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The one thing Florida is gonna make you do is sit at the longest red lights of your life 🚦

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Traded brown sand for white 🌊
#hawaiitoflorida

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The sexual tension between me and going to bed each night is real.