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nothing to see here

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#HTTC #CrucialCatch

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@tmckenna1 I think about this moment more than i care to admit

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@DaveKluge how does the data shake out for first QB drafted vs. the field? if first QB was taken at, say, #3?

[Zone Resident @SoliSolstice]

(construction guy in ancient mesopotamia) what’s the job today boss. let me guess. another fucking ziggurat

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@MumOfTw0 the cool/expensive gifts come from parents

I'd imagine that when the less fortunate kids hear that santa brought other kids an xbox the whole "naughty/nice" thing feels bad

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you absolutely love to hear the chase young trade rumors swirling

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@Fred_Delicious OOGA BOOGA

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Iran’s defensive coordinator after allowing 950 yards passing and 12 TDs to Mac Jones (he’s been sentenced to death)

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@samanthax513 wait why this is incredible

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It's Kramer bursting in the room!
It's "that's what she said"

You know it's coming. You know the blank slide probably has an animation to reveal the joke. The Prestige. Still gets chuckles from > 50% of the room.

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"Sadly, I don't have any financial disclosures," still kills in academia. It's an immortal bit. It's Gaffigan's Hot Pockets. It's Dangerfield's No Respect.

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why am i seeing so many trash tweets from people i don't follow?

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The starting CB for North Korea after giving up 6 TDs to Justin Jefferson (he will never see his family again)

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this looks like Pros vs. Joes

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

This angle is absurd. McLaurin set him up for the freight train. https://t.co/iSaTxF7mNq

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

elon musk spent $44 billion to own this

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth

Me: I’m da king of da highway

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Come a Little Bit Closer

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Name a song in a movie that takes a scene to the next level.

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@JCiango @XboxSupport this is between me and xbox

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hi @XboxSupport i need support