Max

Philosopher, scumbag.

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

Be a commie. Do outlaw shit. Be kind to folks. Just like Jesus.

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

I love the Jackass guys. I love that they exist. I love their friendships. I love that they support each other in their sobriety or wherever their lives are. It's easy to deal on their dumb shit. But they rule.

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

One is the correct amount of dogs. Two is the maximum amount of dogs. Three dogs is too much dogs. Four is right out.

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

I was annoyed a car was parked in the bike lane picking up a meal from Mama J's. Then a car with a busted windshield going the wrong way almost clipped me. But it's cool, VCU cops were shouting at the driver from the sidewalk.

Living back in the city at my advanced age is wild.

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

Rosie's broke my brain with a billboard advertising a free "Cher" concert. Is it Cher, or is it "Cher"?

Then it occurred to me that Rosie's is "not" a casino. What are words? What is punctuation?

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

@donmoyn There was someone there reminding her to keep her finger off the damn trigger this time.

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

I can retire as I have now heard the dumbest and most offensive and worst take ever uttered on a jobsite. An old guy, expressing his outrage that Juneteenth exists, said, "When are white people going to get a holiday?"

I love construction work. I hate construction workers.

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

Does the Consumer Product Safety Commission rule?

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

"Heist movie, but with zombies" sounds so simple and incredible. It takes some next level mad genius shit to make it too complicated and kind of boring in bits. #ArmyOfTheDead

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The Henrico dump has started collecting fees again. That saved me about 25 bucks last year. Thanks, Biden.

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

The Eighth Wonder of the World would have been 75 today. But this world was too small for a giant. #AndreTheGiant

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

Shoutout to every dad sullenly carrying a scooter or tricycle or one of those bikes with no pedals behind a kid who couldn't hang with the wheeled lifestyle. I see your struggle, king. #staystrong

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

Knowing that thousands of gross crypto bros have been watching the ticker and desperately trying to get a screenshot of Doge at .69 bums me out so bad.

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

You know who I think has been most negatively impacted by work from home and remote school? Construction workers who sometimes need to find a discreet place to pee.

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

I'm hardcore leftist enough to be kind of isolating. And meme based, social media leftists leave me so bummed out.

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

It's not that the world seems fixed or sane or anything. But it at least feels recognizable. That's not nothing.

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@hopeMRfranklin I sold just enough to cover what I initially put in. Now I'm playing with house money.

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I got that primo, uncut Johnson and Johnson shit 10 days ago. Now Virginia is cancelling and rescheduling future J&J appointments. Not only primo, but rare now. No big deal.

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

New shocking news from my full ass adulthood. I think that maybe the Oak Ridge Boys fucking rule.

[Max @whiskeycalhoun]

The most infuriating genre of podcast is "movie (or music or whatever) podcast, but its cute and hilarious that we refuse to bother to learn -anything- about our topic."