megan

•4-15-15• i just really love garth brooks okay ?

[megan @whiskeygarth]

OH NY GID S

[megan @whiskeygarth]

@ShopCannaStyle is the nonstick coating on the nonstick grinder teflon/ PTFE free?

[megan @whiskeygarth]

@CharlesFBryce1

[Genevieve Mina @spifffy]

In the town of Whittier, Alaska, almost everyone lives in one building.
90% of the town’s residents live in one 14-story building - that also houses a post office, shop, police station, health clinic, and a bed & breakfast. #akleg

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

Just when I thought I’ve done the fattest a fat could do I out fatted myself and found a French fry in my purse. Who know how long it’s been there

[Phoenixsnot @phoenixsnot2]

@hansdickie I was playing a scratcher on my lunch break (100,000/yr for life if you win). My boss came in, asked what I was doing. I told her I'm about to quit my job🤣. She replied with "100,000/yr isn't enough to live on". I asked how much she thought she paid me. She left without a word.

[Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged]

RIGHT, The costume. The costume for Halloween. The costume chosen specifically FOR Halloween. The HALLOWEEN costume.

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

They stole my laptop last night and they sent me an email using my email, I have mixed emotions now.😩

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

Royal guard solemnly entering the corgi wing of Buckingham palace and weeping as they tie tiny blindfolds on the dogs they've got left

[Brendan Sleanbeck @basleanbeck]

@ashleyfeinberg Corgi Execution 8 September 2022 - colorized

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

daniel radcliffes agent: hello harry potter

daniel radcliffe: hello

agent: would you like to be in a movie

daniel radcliffe: is it very strange

agent: yes

daniel radcliffe: then yes

agent: when can you get here

daniel radcliffe: i’m in your yard climbing trees as we speak

[LaVonne Idlette, OLY @idlette]

My lash lady makes $1500 a day. She is in school to be a teacher… bc her mom wants her to have a “real job”

People who love you don’t always give you the best advice.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

This group of women broke a world record by rowing 2,400+ nautical miles across the Pacific — and their journey was followed by thousands online 🚣‍♀️

[Geri K @GeriKay301]

@jmillerlewis @SBWorkersUnited The CEO of Starbucks is paid $13.4 million - approximately 1,049 times the $12,754 earned by Starbucks’ median employees.

Or, in other words, as much as roughly the entire staffs of 20 Starbucks stores.

Let him run the store solo since he’s so exceptional.

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

holy shit they caught him

[Grant Ginder @GrantGinder]

My dog, who routinely howls at sirens, was just howling at a siren, and a woman walked by and asked “who are you singing to?” and I said “oh, he just does this” and she looked at me and responded in a voice of absolute death, “I was talking to him.”

[ab @imuasan]

I feel this

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Nickelodeon offered Jennette McCurdy $300,000 if she agreed to never speak publicly about her experiences at the network, which she refused, her new memoir reveals.

[megan @whiskeygarth]

@txgb_fan @tonyaratamusic @garthbrooks ohhhhh this was my favorite ! ♥️🥰 you can juuuuuust see me at the beginning sitting on the stairs to the right 😂 agreed this song needs to be released it’s so beautiful 😭