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@axlrosehusband_ Yeah because he did everything anybody told him to do. He was so autistic he broke the company record of assembling a rifle. The drill instructor called him a “god damn genius.” And won the medal of retardation.

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When you get so drunk you play cannonball adderley. You’ve made it.

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@adkinsfight The cat looked at the man and was like. “You know what you need to do…smash produce.”

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It’s been a 5+ month summer in Texas. It’s hell in DFW. The back and forth from soaking in sweat to attempting to dry off inside with cold air/ AC over and over has finally caught up to me. I feel like I’m getting a cold or the flu. I’ve lived here for my whole life and It sucks.

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@HorrorCarnival Not to mention he’s hungover as fuck. 😂

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Aliens haven’t visited because they found the Dark was the Night record we shot into space and they were terrified of the sorrow needed that is required for that music to be created.

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@UtdGotham Magic or something. She was destined to kill the Night King apparently.

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Mendocino hasn’t let me down yet. Cane Russo and North Italia has also been great. But I’m looking for more options in DFW.

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Where the fuck can I get a Ceasar Salad that doesn’t have wilted lettuce? Cheesecake Factory, Outback Steakhouse, Pie Tap, Lazy Dog, any local Italian food place all has terrible quality lettuce/romaine. I guess I have to go to a farmers market and buy it fresh directly now?

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@queenie4rmnola Who the fuck is this guy. I want to know, for….science.

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@DeepLeaksHQ Oh wow. He’s still capable of taking. Fascinating.

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@Not_know_4 That chicken is still fighting back it’s so tough.

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They delivered the order and there was no picture and no parcel pending . The qualify of delivery has gone down so far it’s ridiculous.

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I guess don’t live in an apartment with more than two level and have Amazon packages delivered. If you say “leave at door,” they do it 5% of the time.

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Next stop*

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The order is extremely delayed. It said “you’re the bext stop,” then the driver goes in the opposite direction and it says..”your driver has a few other deliveries on the way to your address.”

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@michellexotter Omg it finally happened! I just like arms in general. The armpit is an added bonus. You look spectacular, girl! :)

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@SlimeDuncan2 @RoyalSerf Well no shit. How does that make it okay? We’re not talking about other countries right now. We’re discussing the claim that the United States constantly claims to be the best.

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The podcast craze needs to die out asap. Taking what should be a 10min max interview/discussion and drawing it out for two hours is wild.