ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ )

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❥ @destructiongato ❥

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰.

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[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

✨ 𝘓𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘉𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘶𝘴, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘶𝘱 .ᐟ ✨

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

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@U6TSUKIBITO

❛ Oh, my .ᐟ

Well, look at you, it is seldom I get to see you without Lord Champa attached to the hip, to what do I owe the pleasure?

He's not getting himself sick on a tatse of true cuisine, now is he? ❜

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

Oh .ᐟ

Sounds quite charming, though I'm afraid, any and all context has been completely lost to me, Lord Beerus.

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

🤔

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

seek additional guidance , my lord. 🤭

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

( 🤭 )

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

( 🤨 )

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

@destructiongato

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

He looks a little silly, but it's endearing all the same. Settling on the side of that ped to pluck that flower away.

A vase forms for the single bud, before he offers this endeared sort of smile.

❛ For the day of love, My Lord? We can share these chocolates. ❜

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

( pressing the softest kiss to that forehead. )

perhaps ice cream and cuddles?

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

( offering his arms? )

come on then, we'll make the night worthwhile, my lord. you've got to stop causing problems with other universes.

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

Now, we both know entirely what I mean —

You're not getting enough attention and you're acting out, it's entirely my fault.

Leave your adorable brother alone, and we'll spend the night together, doesn't that sound better?

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

My Lord, you're not getting yourself into trouble, are you? 😒

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

Y o u.

@destructiongato

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

cooked food he says ,

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

. . . now, lord beerus, perhaps it's time for a trim.

you know, it's better for you if you do it from time to time. they'll grow back just as sharp —

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

i'll be more than happy to take care of it for you. 🫶

[𝓑𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶. ᥫ᭡ @AdeptWife]

well, yeah — can’t leave my couch looking like that. i told him he needs a trim and he’s freaking out!

… so if YOU could take care of it. please and thanks!

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

oh — innocent of what?

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

oh dear.

perhaps a new one is order? and a nail trimming.

[𝓑𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶. ᥫ᭡ @AdeptWife]

my couch is in SHREDS.

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

what did he do.

[𝓑𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶. ᥫ᭡ @AdeptWife]

whis can’t help him. no one can.

[ウイス ( ᵘ⁷ ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡ ) @whissihw]

lord beerus.