Sam Ingram

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

Scientists be like “look at the teeth on this prehistoric skull, he would have ripped his prey to shreds!” But in 10 million years they could find my dog’s skull and say the same but all he does is lick his own arse and eat kibble from a ceramic bowl 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

Old fella looking proud of himself 👌🏻#dogsatpollingstations

[The Child Psychology Service CIC @TCPS_UK]

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[Sam Ingram @whissity]

Those people with the sponsor towels on the finish line 😂 LEAVE THEM ALONE #LondonMarathon

[The Child Psychology Service CIC @TCPS_UK]

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[Sam Ingram @whissity]

@Lichfield_DC Hello! Do you know how long it usually takes for planning meeting minutes to appear on your website? Thank you

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

@Lillustrator Thank you for replying, she will be chuffed 😊

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

@Lillustrator World Book Day Rainbow Grey 🌈

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

@twindadjoe Definitely two, we’re encouraging them to be individuals and for people to see them as individuals in return. Nothing worse than one birthday card to ‘the twins.’

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

@NoContextBrits The end bit

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

@JBwol That’s despicable

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

@MartinSLewis Not a charity but a CIC if allowed? The Child Psychology Service @TCPS_UK providing caring, therapeutic, psychological support for care experienced and adopted children and their families

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

@primark 👋🏼?

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

@Primark Just got home after shopping in your Tamworth store and you have overcharged me for all the following items?!

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

The adverts on #itvhub #ImACeleb just make it completely unwatchable. Have watched more adverts than actual TV in the last hour. And kids are so unused to ads, they just don’t get the concept at all

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

@Primark Just got home after shopping in your Tamworth store and you have overcharged me for all the following items?!

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

@JBwol Ha yes! That’s rings a bell 😂

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

@JBwol Mark genuinely believes he could win a tennis point against Roger Federer

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

What’s that loud mechanical noise in #lichfield? Sounds like War of the Worlds 👽

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

@StaffordshireCC It was an automated message by the way, not a person that told me that!

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

@StaffordshireCC Hello, the pedestrian crossing on Trent Valley Road, Lichfield is broken, this is really busy crossing especially during school run time. I can’t report on the website as it’s after 3.30 and not classed as emergency via phone.

[Sam Ingram @whissity]

@StaffordshireCC Yes it was just after 4.30pm. I could have misunderstood the message but took it as I could only report an emergency and I didn’t class a pedestrian crossing as an emergency so hung up 🤷🏻‍♀️ The lights were fixed by the next day so thank you for that 👍🏻