whit hemphill!

Neé Martin. i am a carton of milk, no lie!

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out nowww

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@Ask_Spectrum When will the Brooklyn and NYC outages get fixed? It’s been all day without wifi

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Lockjaw, releasing everywhere in 2 days!! 4/21

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imagine being so out of touch you think child labor is better than free lunch 😂😂 this is a parody account right?

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

Literally, a "free lunch" vs working. Perpetual childhood vs responsibility. Of course, the free lunch will always be more immediately popular with people who never ask who pays for it.

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@baseballcrank dude just say you’re a fan of child labor and go. no need to act like you’ve got good morals here 😂😂😂

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i got my tooth removed by gecs is a chronic pain anthem finally

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Who’s Happy No Happy
Final song on Reinventing the Wheel
Link in Bio

[Director @tayallard]

pick your friends up from the airport, help them move, help them with their problems, cook for them, watch their pets when they aren’t, get them medicine when they’re sick, talk to them, sit with them, hold them. love your friends while you can and do it loudly.

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tw strobe effects
Western Ending
the opening song off Reinventing the Wheel
link in bio!

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and if you it’s not your thing, no sweat, i appreciate you for listening anyway, although i think this album is everyone’s thing so there’s that. thank you for reading this far if you did, I appreciate you all!

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DETAILS BELOW!!! TL:DR: bandcamp friday march 3! until then, my new album is free on bandcamp. try it out before u buy it out! check chain for full details.

[whit hemphill! @whit_hemphill]

here’s the idea. you listen to/download the album using one of those free downloads (which u don’t have to do to stream for free on bandcamp btw), and if you dig it, then consider buying the album or another one from my page this next Friday.

[Ethics in Bricks @EthicsInBricks]

Hot tip:
It's okay to change your opinion if you're presented with new information.

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Keeps Turning. Out Now.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Ron DeSantis throws a hissy fit as his office announces that he will boycott appearing on NBC News until they apologize for their "malicious" and "shameful" coverage of his gross rewriting of history in schools. RT IF MEATBALL RON CAN'T STAND THE HEAT — HE'S COOKED!

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album tmrrw

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banger tweet. hit send.

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2/24/23