whitney

[whitney @whit_turns]

When you’re running the Boston Marathon but you’re also a Wholigan. cc: @whoweekly

[ariely ☾ @sinadiemequiere]

only hot people watch “the gilded age”

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I don’t play about my nonverbal time

[popculturediedin2009 @pcd2009]

martha stewart shows off the ceramic nativity scene she made in prison (2006)

merry christmas!

[whitney @whit_turns]

@RoyaltyandLaw @The_QVDS *We were walking on Pall Mall

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

U ever got inside jokes with yourself or is that schizophrenia

[whitney @whit_turns]

@wtflanksteak @whoweekly

[saddy mayonnaise @saddymayo]

I have to tell a client that the ship carrying her countertops is being held up by pirates and it is too early for this right now

[whitney @whit_turns]

Currently feuding with a 70 year old 9/11 widow…

[Cher @cher]

Stanley Tucci is a Brat

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

Asking what happened when I actually already know every detail from my network of rats

[academy award nominee emily blunt @biglttlefleabag]

something about the first week of june…

[ann lee news and updates @samcorb]

"I'm Mr. Sterling's right hand arm... man. I'm his confidante, his best friend, his me espresso..."

"His what?"

"His me espresso."

"Is that what he calls you?"

"No."

[Jackson Isaacson @jacksonisaacson]

Omw to the airport and my plane is a Boeing

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

me as soon as it hits 5pm

[Toronto Police @TorontoPolice]

News Release - Missing Person, Queen Street West and Lansdowne Avenue area, Caitlin, 30
https://t.co/Zx0I6Dmg8V

[whitney @whit_turns]

Ngl #Titan kind of looks like a suppository…

[dani @kordeilogy]

The way Rihanna can open the show with a NANANANANA COME ON or a MAMASEMAMASEMAMAKUSA or a BUMBUMBEDMBUMBUMBEDUMBUM

[whitney @whit_turns]

Walking through the airport with my foot in a cast, carrying ski equipment #keepthemguessing