Dylan Whitamore

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

I'm in an abusive relationship with the New England Patriots.

[Pats Kingdom @SakasGoat]

Do you need accuracy? Call Drew Brees

Do you need decision making? Call Brady

Do you need arm strength? call Dan Marino

Do you need Athleticism? call Mike Vick

But if you want all of this in one player...

CALL JOSH ALLEN✨

He will give you Mac Jones number

[Dylan Whitamore @whitamore_dylan]

With an ERA of 34.60

[Dylan Whitamore @whitamore_dylan]

.047

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

What would Babe Ruth hit in today’s MLB? @StoolBaseball

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

like a nigga wit a colostomy bag i walk around wit that shit on

[chloe @payapaberii]

we gotta talk more about how elementary school teachers run psychological social expeirments on their students that would be deemed too cruel to be done in a clinical setting

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

Brown draws blood. That’s a double-minor penalty on Harden. Celtics will be in the power play after this review.

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

Imagine being a 76ers fan right now. 😭

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"THIS IS MY S---!"

TATUM GOING OFF 🔥

[Dylan Whitamore @whitamore_dylan]

@Steve_Perrault 10

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

Thinking. 🤔

[Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards]

Me: I’m going to have a good day today!

Boston sports the past week:

[Dylan Whitamore @whitamore_dylan]

@Cambuski0 Mr Steroid will try and tell me how he’s losing all his rights because women are in political positions 💀

[Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards]

Me thinking the Bruins would have a long playoff run after the best regular season of all time

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Your 2022-23 Boston Bruins

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

There’s a hockey game tonight that I will either think about for the rest of my life or never again. No stress.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

James Droz announcing the Chiefs 7th round pick

Instant Hall of Famer

[Scary Underwater @scaryunderwater]

Wait... Those aren't dolphins!

[toxic king @toxicking]

If they block your number, turn iMessage off it still goes through. Stay toxic 🙏🏽