Whitney Sandoval

#writer #parent #COMS #distancerunner #educator #binders bylines @whattoexpect @whatsupmoms @junoco #lattelover

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

How pissed is Melania right now? It’s going to take her DECADES to get over this.

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

@writesloud I printed out and had lists of foods to eat and foods not to eat near my fridge. I was already gluten and legume free at this point so it wasn’t a huge jump for me but it’s still quite sad. Lots of brown rice, veggies, and meat. Almond milk. Meal planning and ready snacks helped!

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

Image of D’Angelo Vickers text reads “I’m tell you, that penis could be the star of a show called penises I don’t care about”

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

Do you ever have a hair you can’t find tickling your face and suddenly realize how fragile the thread that holds your sanity together is?

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

@delia_cai We fought about whether the ocean is blue during a board game night. Almost ended us.

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

Can the final season of @Stranger_Things just be a quirky coming-of-age tale where we get to watch them be happy and have fun friendships without all the stress of the upside down? #StrangerThings #stressfulthings

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

Is inflation just a euphemism for capitalists taking advantage of consumers and maximizing profits?

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

@emdashklatt Yesssss. Definitely assigned that as an English teacher.

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

I put my cupcake mix into my donut pan and now I’m going to eat a cupcake but it’ll look acceptable bc it’s shaped like a donut and I think I’ve peaked. Also donuts and cupcakes are basically the same thing.

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

@writesloud @AldiUSA released their annual gluten free cheesecake sampler so I’m going to try not to eat more than 3 pieces before bed. It’s the best time or the year!

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

Since my period app is no longer safe, I will now be tracking my period in @ColdStone milkshake receipts.

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

@JoseHernandezDz Separation is one of my favorite poems!

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

@gavinthomas2015 People in Kansas love saying acrosst instead of across. It’s the worst.

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

@LannieStabile I turned 33 last month and I do not appreciate this thread 😬

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

@Ultra_Cas @ACShilton Yes! I literally trained for and ran a stupid marathon just to find people! It’s been a very slow process but I’ve found some pockets of happiness in this sad place

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

Taylor Swift and My Chemical Romance? Okay 2005, I see you. #TaylorSwift #mychemicalromancetour #MCR #MCR2022

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

@KenPalmer_ Unamused

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

My phone autocorrected slurpees to slut pies and that may have been the most I’ve laughed today.

[Whitney Sandoval @whitashlyn]

@nap___queen My exclusively formula fed, my donated breastmilk and formula fed, and my exclusively breastfed kids are all equally wonderful and terrible monsters and I doubt anyone could tell which was which feeding experience. You’re doing great 💕