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“it was never the way she looked, it was the way she was. i could have fallen in love with her with my eyes closed”

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I got written up today for calling someone a fucking pussy today. Welcome to wendys

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Courtney said gah damn u look fine af tonight, u wanna hang out later. 😂😂😂😂

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Cody’s advice while I’m leaving to go out for the night at the male strip club, “have fun and keep it outta ur butt” 😂

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Gah damn Bruno Mars fine af with his little papi Stache. Ooof

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@funk_kendra @Jadelyn77 Lmao we don’t even trust ourselves 😂

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No one makes me bleed my own blood

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I’ve probably written, then deleted 37 tweets today

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You don’t taste like you’re dead to me

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I’m somewhere between reckless and responsible

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Just found @iamblackbear has a concert in Michigan in April.... I’ll be making that trip, whose with me!?

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@funk_kendra @nstac22 Bet. If u work Tuesdays I’ll start coming there 😂

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I swear the SIA people play the most garbage music at the bar. We get it, ur all depressed driving ur Subaru Outback.

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@nstac22 How did u know

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@ianwdewitt 😂😂

[Nicholas Trent Stacy @nstac22]

@whitbmann Lol you at end zone?

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My alter ego too turnt Tina will be in full swing this weekend. I apologize now.

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Nothing makes me feel more like shit, than when someone asks me to hang out then ditches me for other people

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Is it take ur dog to work day yet?

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I don’t wanna relapse, like i just wanna lapse, like always

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@ThatBlondeWon I loooove house hunting. Lemme help uuu