whitney dewitt

[whitney dewitt @whitdewitt]

never thought i’d be the snitch to say it, but cheese is the world’s greatest frenemy

[whitney dewitt @whitdewitt]

@KantenPullen they look like the plastic food i used to play with in my plastic kitchen when i was 6 when it’s cooked

[whitney dewitt @whitdewitt]

@UberFacts this is what we spend our time, research and most importantly, money on? incredible, thank you for the useless knowledge that will not help humanity survive ;)

[whitney dewitt @whitdewitt]

in no particular order
(she said, as there was a very particular order, i love you @SalVulcano )

[whitney dewitt @whitdewitt]

obviously watching #REELZ
Ted Bundy: Serial Monster but u have to know that i’m on that quick “previous” action w/ @truTVjokers when i get too freaked the f out

@SalVulcano @BQQuinn @jamessmurray @Joe_Gatto have always been there for me

thanks God, blessins goin up tonight

[whitney dewitt @whitdewitt]

This is so incorrect it’s sickening

[Emily Daniels @emilysdaniels]

All the pictures taken on Michael Scott’s digital camera at the office Christmas party, a thread:

[whitney dewitt @whitdewitt]

WORSE than my dad being hammered at jj’s tonight????
i just turned on the tv and monster’s university only has 8 minutes left 😔

[whitney dewitt @whitdewitt]

honestly, Michael Scott’s directed commercial in “Local Ad” S4:Ep5 almost has me in tears every time

“limitless paper in a paperless world”

😪🤧

[whitney dewitt @whitdewitt]

my baby boy is growing up ♥️ @ Dillon, Colorado https://t.co/QEo59oKmUp

[whitney dewitt @whitdewitt]

the craziest thing i have ever seen is my damn cat thinking he’s going to eat even the slightest bit of my fajita quesadilla drenched in queso. GOOD LUCK BIOTCH

[whitney dewitt @whitdewitt]

always thankful for the vintage hand-me-downs that i get from my daddy including this levi’s denim jacket https://t.co/RxPFoaQtgb

[whitney dewitt @whitdewitt]

well this hurts like a mother freaker
it’s been 8 minutes without my… https://t.co/27Vqa5ZTio

[whitney dewitt @whitdewitt]

every time i re-watch the office, i forget how funny “diversity day” is 😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Becky Hayter @hayter25]

Honestly, I still haven’t forgiven Apple for forcing U2 entire album on my phone.

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

ya'll better leave Jaden, Aiden, Nevaeh (Heaven spelled backwards), and Jaylin's mama alone https://t.co/axGYDvg4aJ

[whitney dewitt @whitdewitt]

couldn’t ever want anything more, my whole heart♥️ @ Johnson, Arkansas https://t.co/NZlPJKUVOB

[jules @julxa_xrene]

john krasinski in general. rt if u agree https://t.co/15aJpbEBky

[whitney dewitt @whitdewitt]

happiest birthday to the first man i ever loved. so many thanks for… https://t.co/imAJBlzVDo