hard to think of anything that describes america more succintly than a frightened, mentally disabled old man being told to vote with the party line to make other people's lives worse
Our hidden camera footage shows lobbyists pitching their services as pardon brokers to a felon who says heโs seeking a presidential pardon. https://t.co/X3GGJiBUom
Unironically kinda goes hard. Guy gets a power to go back one hour everytime he dies, and through the sheer power of petty spite he kills himself enough times to go back 10 years so that he can jump the current rank 1 when he's a beginner. Thats chapter 1