sam-i-am

doing it for bisexuals, sally rooney, maysilee donner, sicilians, spinsters, norah jones, franchaela, and ocd ridden bitches priv: @chalkboarrd

[sam-i-am @whiteboarrd]

i love this little guy. never seen one individual emulate such joy

[[archer] @archer_uwu]

i feel so sorry for people who grew up in anti-spongebob households. all he knows is love and care for his friends and family, he is a beautiful creature with a kind heart

[Brick 🧱 @_brickguy]

6 years between Batman movies

[The Batman Saga News @TheBatmanSagaNW]

I am going to kill myself.

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

Why does being a fan of this movie only bring about PAIN?!

[kenny @nailsbat]

TWENTY TWENTY EIGHT…

[h. @6ixImmortal]

watching that batman teaser than slowly seeing 2028 fade onto the screen.

[Michelle Allison, RD @fatnutritionist]

this is a good example of how population health cannot be secured individually

health cannot be a personal responsibility when the conditions for health do not exist

when you lack safe food, clean air, or clean water, individual choices cannot save you

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

I saw a little girl who looked to be around 8 in the bathroom washing her hands & I said “wow you’re so pretty!” & then when I got into the stall I heard her tell her mom & her mom said “see, I told you!”

[sam-i-am @whiteboarrd]

I’ll just kms then yeah?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’ has been delayed to February 18, 2028.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Y’all also need to shoot anyone telling you that you can simply wash off a parasite embedded into the skin and even the folds and creases of alot of this produce. A parasite that is resistant to bleach, chlorine, and vinegar by the way.

Signed,
An epidemiologist

[kar @bustitopen420]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

People coming up with conspiracy theories about the cyclospora outbreak when it’s just good, old-fashioned deregulation by this administration.

[NaughtyNauticalJay @JayTCB4]

The joke of the episode was that those hats were stupid and worthless

[princesa @egobaebie]

so data centers get clean water while we get diseased parasite water for our produce oh okay

[avya @seomatsu]

i actually hate this country so much what do you mean avoid fresh produce wtf am i supposed to eat then

[troythedesigner 🦂 @troythedesigner]

the united states becoming the shitty booty nation all because of trump is crazy

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

it’s peak summer and 104 degrees outside and we can’t have salads or berries or fruits or greens of any sort

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.