khrycsttophfir

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

soliciting is actually so fun

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

If I had a vampire friend, I would ask them so many questions!

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

pov: that one scene in Pirates of the Caribbean when William gives Elizabeth his literal heart 😩😍

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

pro lego builder

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

i am actually the fastest in the world

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

Five nights at Freddy’s try not to get raped 😣👀

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

“slugs are so demanding, always wanted the rain just to come out and be ran over”

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

i hate when guys sag the pants like i can see the dookie stain bro pull it up 🤢

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

drink 3, i need my man 😩

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

i love how birds sit, they look like little loafs of bread

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

“how much is a liter?” “it’s about 3 feet”

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

clock just hit 5 and this guy in front of me just drank 3 shots of vodka, jaggermeister and baileys in 1 min 😓

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

i never skip the fnaf songs 😣👑

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

after sex meal 😋

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

i’m gonna pee my pants i’m so excited

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

SOON I WILL BE SO HAPPY OMG

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

2 more days till i get that BBSC😍😍

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

I’m gonna crash out😫

[khrycsttophfir @whiteboykris69]

i miss my bbsc (big black spanish cock) 🥺