Dearest mother,
Rejoice with me. The unit has added Pvt. Freeling to its ranks with the 19th selection. It was the safe pick, not the flashy one, yet I feel at peace. I foresee myself and this young soldier working closely on the field of battle. Let the kinship begin.
—Bryce
Dan Morgan is quickly ascending as one of the better GMs in the NFL. Continuously identifies & addresses the weaknesses on the Panthers roster. He has made them so much more talented in 3 years without sacrificing a theme of youth. Convincing Devin Lloyd & Rasheed Walker to come to Carolina for cheaper than expected was a big feat. He has suddenly eliminated that “Panthers tax”
Brandt Tilis is also proving to be a masterful cap manager. Can’t believe how much money Carolina was able to spend this week, and David Tepper deserves credit for making that possible too. Not many franchises ran better right now, and Panthers fans should be ecstatic
Dearest mother,
Pandemonium grips the camp! Word spreads that Jaelan Phillips has joined our ranks for four years at a sum so vast the paymaster nearly collapsed counting it. The men rejoice, for a fearsome pass‑rushing warhorse now rides with us. I am ablaze with hope.
—Bryce
Dearest mother,
Pandemonium shakes the camp. A crackling telegraph reports that Jalen Coker has been tendered for another campaign, sending us proud CokeHeads into roaring celebration. Even Private Tremayne was swept up in the frenzy. I am delighted beyond measure.
—Bryce
> Republican gets elected President.
> Cuts benefits for the poor.
> Cuts taxes for the rich.
> Starts a war in the Middle East.
It's crazy how it’s always the same thing every single time.
It’s important that you understand what happened last night.
Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue.
In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired.
CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.”
In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump.
But censorship always backfires.
Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.