"If you want to meet ladies a great way to do it is to pretend to be homeless because it's very disarming they don't expect you to be hitting on them. I think they expect to be raped but besides that their defenses are down"
- O'Neill
Episode 114: Seagal's Back!
Substitute teacher accused of spreading poop on picnic tables to ruin the Principal's child's birthday party.
@DanishAndOneill it's 2 weeks old but a very funny story
https://t.co/mvwv5mUjop
Las Vegas NBC affiliate sports director accused of masturbating at bar slot machine at 8:30 a.m., says he was scratching a bad rash
@DanishAndOneill
https://t.co/6JaOKyMfjO