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🇻🇨|| #ViscaBarca #HereForTheJokes.

[Bane @jodambusta]

Somalian sports minister once sent his daughter to an international sprinting event to represent the country instead of an actual athlete. Africa is a country

[claire @claireyael]

You can be my fat kate moss tonight

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

her trying not to laugh…. she knew 😭😭😭😭

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

I don’t like being on my period in someone else’s house.

[️ ️ ️•°• @StrenjaDenja2]

shaved coochie will never have this aura

[🧱🧱 @whitebriksonly]

Now who said that ?

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“i love you because you’re not like those girls who love money”

me:

[⟲ @youseemywrist]

wya bae they out here tryna fuck me

[Michael J @MichaelJCox88]

Instead of scaring the hoes, let’s normalize feeding them. Making sure the hoes have enough to eat. Taking care of the hoes. The hoes would probably really appreciate it

[Nandkishor @devops_nk]

Why do managers ask for updates on Monday mornings?

Bro, it's the same where we left Friday night!

[kiss me deadly @electricmeg_]

@dylanali_ We can only look young once, it's unavoidable. But we can choose to look cool forever.

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

Outside of skincare and not smoking cigarettes in 7th grade a huge reason “30 year olds don’t look their age” is because we stopped listening to society and decided we don’t have to dress like librarians in our late 20s

[✨Kei$ha✨ @GlamazonJay]

I don’t even understand a man wanting to have a child if we’re being honest. You have no wife. Fuck you want a child for?

[Selp @Selp765]

Ela guardou no mesmo lugar que todos os protagonistas de GTA guardam as 27 armas que eles carregam ao mesmo tempo

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Ngl the music your parents introduce you to stays with you forever

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

scared of a double text? not me, i’m quadruple texting. idc. ding dong handsome, mommy wants your attention

[rui 🇸🇬 @ruiicist]

may the greatest king of all time rest in peace

[Mima @RealLifeGold]

Dream is never left out and I really do respect that.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me asf if I ever go to jail

[Gio ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ @yunittye]

Não entendo pq fazer um robô pra ajudar um espermatozóide chegar no óvulo quando o fato deles não conseguirem chegar é justamente porque eles não estão bons e saudáveis o suficiente pra isso