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Wow, a fancy restaurant? 𝙔𝙖𝙬𝙣. 🙄🥱
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Only 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝐆𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒 🍌 know my ideal date night is to 𝙨𝙥𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙩 an entire bottle of 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙤𝙞𝙡 💦 all over their 𝙛𝙖𝙩 𝙛𝙪𝙜𝙥𝙞𝙥𝙚 and 𝐒𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐔𝐌𝐏 it in while they pig out on 𝐊𝐅𝐂. 🐷🍗💖💅
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I can't 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚 just how 𝐍𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐘 your 𝙛𝙪𝙜𝙡𝙮, 𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙖 is. 🍌
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𝙐𝙜𝙝, it 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒! 🤢 💅 🧀
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. . .if I keep 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙗𝙪𝙗𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙨 🫧 all over it, you'll quit stalking my 𝙬𝙤𝙗𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙨, right. . ? 😵💫
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@goonsloppy And why would I ever wanna stop my obese goonpipe from splurting out so many gooey ropes of extra-creamy ball-butter all over those fat udders? 😵💫😵💫😵💫