silly mays 🤪

i am an artist who’s masterpieces lend themselves well to the digital platform provided by twitter

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with all due respect to the tire company, it has not been a “goodyear”

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low key the nathan’s hot dog eating contest was the original hunger games

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@shmenabean menver

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@IAmSteveHarvey ✊🍆➕🌵💦🤕🙈

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thanksgiving is the word trot’s superbowl

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@BuffaloBills bills fans deserve better. when i named our shitzu “josh allen” i expected a prosperous life to parallel allen’s success on the field. i haven’t let him in the house for months. i’d be shocked if he makes it thru winter. i only hope allen’s time as a bill is just as short-lived

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alright, i’ve had enough of this abstinence shit. who wants to deflower me?

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she offered me hand sanitizer cuz i touched her soul

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@BuffaloBills as a true blue-collar bills fan, this is horrible news. i’m not one of these fancy ceo’s- i’ll never be able to afford a ticket. i can’t even afford toilet paper, i just wipe my ass with a tom brady jersey my ex-wife left behind

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@TheWeatherGuy51 @dryummymd @PToid17 @LODJoshEverett @sabresbills1 @Jakefromthe760 @obj @BuffaloBills @Chiefs you must’ve missed the part where I said “i know for a fact.” look, if i wanted to watch some lanky dude run around and hurdle, i’d wait for the 2024 olympics. come talk to me when allen puts his head down and starts playing like a real man

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@dryummymd @PToid17 @LODJoshEverett @sabresbills1 @Jakefromthe760 @obj @BuffaloBills @Chiefs look, i’ve been a bills fan my whole life. hell, some of my friends even call me “bill” i know real football, and allen is not even close to as good as mahomes. i know for a fact - never was and never will be

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@burkeyjdoog @PToid17 @UberHansen all great points @burkeyjdoog i was going to mention boettger on IR before you brought it up. clearly @PToid17 is a casual football fan (if that). probably best to leave these conversations to the real fans

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@PToid17 @JoeYerdon not sure what this guy is talking about. pilut simply can’t get the job done. there’s a reason he was benched. we’ll wishes to jokiharju, but i know for a fact that pilut is not the answer

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@PToid17 @Jakefromthe760 @obj @BuffaloBills @Chiefs head injury is a hot topic right now and it looks like bills fans have lost one too many brain cells jumping on tables. just talking in reality is all bro I guess that’s my bad though 😭

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@Rap301_ need

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@PToid17 @Jakefromthe760 @obj @BuffaloBills @Chiefs allen has done a great job padding his stats and accomplishing nothing in the process. maybe him and russell westbrook can run off together and live happily ever after. until then, he should roll over like the little bitch poodle he is and let his master mahomes rub his belly

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@PToid17 @Jakefromthe760 @obj @BuffaloBills @Chiefs not to mention mahomes has thrown for more yards, more touchdowns, and fewer interceptions every year when compared to allen. he’s also won three of their four matchups, including each of the past two postseasons (where it matters)

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yeah you collect NFTs 😂 well i’m stacking PDFs 📚🙏💯

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@autogynefiles then how do u explain rap music?

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do you believe in miracles?