White Claw Gang

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[White Claw Gang @whiteclawcrew]

*first date*
"You're so cute when you're drunk haha"

*3 months in*
"All you do is fucking drink wtf"

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

i’ve got a queen size bed with no queen in it

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

you supposed to be in the kitchen makin me breakfast in one of my t-shirts you CANT keep

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

I may be an alcoholic, but i could be your alcoholic

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

Right now, there’s someone you’ve helped in South Florida , running around telling people awful things about you

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

Once you corny to me you on the cob forever homie

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

Some dudes in miami got no business making fun of Diddy some of your homeboys act the same 🫣

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

Good morning I used to lose sleep over a b*tch that sell feet pictures

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

Good morning
Pls fix your mental issues so we can be together

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

The girls that love you broke deserve the million dollar you too

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

Not tryna turn you on but i'd share my burrito with you when we're drunk at 3am

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

Do NOT get more than 3 drinks into a conspiracy theorist or your night is over

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

bitches be like “try this drink” and hand you a glass of straight vodka and coffee

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

If fumbling bad bitches was a sport I’d have an Olympic gold medal 🥇

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

Girls will say they are dominatrix and then let you put things in ther butt

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

Good morning only to the creamers ☀️

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

Good morning to all the Colombian women only

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

first date idea:

we fight over one vape

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

It’s pulling a you on you hours

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

I love girls that are medium ugly, bartend, love ketamine and drink espresso martinis

[Ratchetologist @ratchetologists]

I want to listen to classical music & paint titties