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Presenting the confusing new admit:

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This would happen to many of you I fear

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Imagine there was an UpToDate wrapped. “You looked up Light’s Criteria 54 times in your IM rotation”

[Ali Christy, MD, PhD @OligoclonalBand]

Wait no I made the wrong choice

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damn…

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

This what the doctors gon find when they open up Mitch McConnell

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shawty sad cuz she says she’s in venous retrograde. Dw babe I just ordered you a doppler u/s 😎

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do you guys ever think there’s more to life than having a job in healthcare? aha ha

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How it feels asking for letters of recommendation

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Look closely, that pigeon is doing Anki. They are coming for our jobs 😰😰😰

[Ethan Mollick @emollick]

Forget losing jobs to AI, look to the sky!

Flocks of pigeons detect cancer in scans with 99% accuracy & “are suitable surrogates for human observers in certain medical image perception studies, thus avoiding the need to recruit, pay & retain clinicians...”https://t.co/W7rWW31EPD

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Did dude rlly have to tell us about being super hungover at the start of the H Flu sketchy lol

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Any time I gotta preround

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Guess now we know what she meant by “Life fast, die young”

[M.I.A. ⊕ II II II @MIAuniverse]

If Alex jones pays for lying shouldn’t every celebrity pushing vaccines pay too ?

[medicineinhiphop @medicinexhiphop]

clinic life be like

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seeing diplococci on the gram stain as a single person

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New dream residency program just dropped 💯💯💯😎

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Accidentally texted a haiku

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[Zachary Smith, M.D. @ZacharySmithMD1]

I love my Dragon Dictation software period new line. Don’t know how I would liver without it exclamation point.

*This tweet was made with dragon dictation. Nothing that goes wrong is my fault*