whitedads

Feigning back pain since '77

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Sometimes you can't trust your friends' recommendations: sometimes the best food on a resort is the burger

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The best medium well done steaks I've eaten had no pink in them.

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The waiters at @TheKeg are fantastic. I always make sure to ask for lots of ice in my water and they actually listened!
Vince even brought an extra bottle for me!
BRB, telling my son he needs to tip well.

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I love sandwiches with a single thin slice of meat and margarine.
My wife sometimes makes me put lettuce on it though. #Yuck

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@costcocanada I used to need my son to hold my phone across the room in order to see it properly. Now I can read up close!
Can't see that far though now...

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My wife just bought me new glasses from Costco 🤓🥸

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These days my monitor needs 24 hours to rest these days after I use @MSTeamsChat. Just like me after eating Indian butter chicken. Ha ha ha. It is so spicy!
Any help is appreciated!

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Why are you down @Videotron? There is no power outage in my area.

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There's a ✈️ logo on my phone. Why can't I text my son?

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My @BlackBerry playbook died a few months ago and I was shocked to learn that they aren't being sold anymore!
My son just bought me a @Samsung @Android tablet to play #spidersolitaire on and it's really hard to use.

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Chopped down a 20 foot weed today. Had to use a saw with my buddy Leonard. I guess #inflation is hitting everything hard.

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@dominos dominos, ur pizza is da 💣, especially chicken alfredo

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Haven't @Twitter'ed in a while so excuse me while I get my son to help me text you all again.

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Coke us my favorite drink, except maybe lemonade. Please don't ruin it with your hybrid vehicles

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Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

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@PokerJunkie440 Good point, Bruno Mars was great. Wholesome family music.

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What's this @SlackHQ thing everyone is talking about? My son and my friends keep trying to get me to join. But I'm going to resist like I did when Facebook came out. I don't want my face in any book, I'm a hard worker, not a slacker!

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@romer_caliiii @hot I think you have the wrong number. Bye

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@KaneAlsup Hi Kane, how r u?
I always do this.
- whitedads

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What is this rap garbage at the @SuperBowl half time show. Bring back the @RollingStones!

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I always text my son to make sure he's seen my twitters