WhitePeoplesProblems

Think you have problems? My butler took today off...

[WhitePeoplesProblems @WhiteFolkProbs]

"Starbucks didn't ask me for my name and just wrote "Ashton" on it...just because I'm white doesn't mean my name is Ashton!"

-Skylar

[Jay Such @JaySuch]

After all my years of hard work, I’m finally calling it quits. It’s just so hard to believe that I can’t teach my dog how to read and make me chicken nuggets in the air fryer.

[Jay Such @JaySuch]

Sad that it’s almost time to take down my Amazon Prime Day decorations. Boy those two days really fly by.

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

I don’t think you should be able to edit texts, or DM’s…

When I was growing up- If you had the balls to slip a note into your crush’s locker… you couldn’t change your mind.

That was it.

Message sent.

No take-backs!

And I think this generation deserves to stress over that as much as I did…

[Bumpboxx® @BumpBoxx]

Hey BumpBoxx family! I’m Lacey and I’m beyond excited to announce that I’ll be taking over the social media side of BumpBoxx! Gotta question, concern, feedback, or just a hello- I’ll be the one providing you the best service! Let’s turn up the volume & take this journey together!

[WhitePeoplesProblems @WhiteFolkProbs]

@STRIKINGxVIKING We’ve known the whole time!

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss

Me: How?

Dr: It just does

Me: What just does?

Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss

Me: How?

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

What was I thinking, I fixed the lawnmower now I have to cut the grass, sometimes I'm my own worst enemy.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

I’m not responsible for what happens when Heart starts playing over the loudspeaker at work.

[✨Ms_Ashhole ✨ @MsAshBash420]

How many of y’all were confused about what a CD is? 🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Also the plot of Deus Ex

[✨Ms_Ashhole ✨ @MsAshBash420]

We all do 👀

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

My 3yr old has been crying for 2 hours because she ate all of her dinner but didn’t get ice cream...We’re all out of ice cream.

She won’t shut up...

It’s 9:25pm and I’m driving to pick up ice cream...

For those of you out there thinking about having unprotected sex tonight...

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

"I'm really good in bed"

-Ice cream

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Launch attempt tomorrow

[Jay Such @JaySuch]

When your kid asks if we’re doing okay financially because we’re flying to Punta Cana in coach.

[WhitePeoplesProblems @WhiteFolkProbs]

The cleaning woman apparently had to pick up her kid from school before she finished my house….she is so fucking fired.

[WhitePeoplesProblems @WhiteFolkProbs]

The cleaning woman apparently had to pick up her kid from school before she finished my house….she is so fucking fired.

[Jay Such @JaySuch]

The kids were really excited that Jesus brought Easter baskets to our house last night.

[Jay Such @JaySuch]

I’ll take #jeopardy contestants who look like Hitler for 100