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anyone can cook

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@kateygarza Something about mall pretzel bites

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@s_holyack Why is that. Pls explain before I spend $30 to find out for myself

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@kateygarza You know truly madly deeply, magic and irresistible have been on repeat all day

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@kateygarza Lol my roommates like to turn the temp guage onto 50 but not turn the heat OR ac on and then get confused why it’s still hot

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@DoorDash_Help I literally just picked up someone’s food and now the app is down lol

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@RosemaryCard It’s probably code for “we already spent ur money lol”

[Tanner @tanner__wallace]

peak twitter culture is pretending to laugh at memes your friends send you from instagram that are actually screenshots of tweets that you liked two weeks ago on twitter

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@smashleyevelyn This is what happens when you let the elders quorum decorate

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@kateygarza Bbgirl peter should be FLYING ur plane

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@theRealTJegbert @smashleyevelyn Not yet. Have you seen it?

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@chaddcassell Don’t worry I didn’t

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@Avereo It is gross. Good thing I didn’t do it.

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@BYU The late fee will henceforth be changed from $5 to 5 rolls of toilet paper

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@BYU What if there’s more than 100 students in line

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@BYU What about the testing center

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@kateygarza And the trust fund money from all the highlanders

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@kateygarza Calculate the iPhone money

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@bigpackage947 Pull this again and your tweet is being hidden from this thread

[Elliott Evans @yoboyelliott]

Make a dating app for BYU students that swear