WH Grandfather Clock

I live in the White House. I see all. I say nothing. However... I freely tick, tock & tweet. Writing a tell all.

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

Today POTUS drank 4 cokes then ugly sobbed until lunch...A cheeseburger.

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

The timing is always right ⏰#TrumpIndicted

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

@suriyachalee @joncoopertweets Seattle and Chicago are cities. Even The Clock knows that.

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

@joncoopertweets Anyways with an “s”

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

He wants to come back??!! I just got the Big Mac smell out of my gears. Tick Tock he don’t stop. #2024Election #McMAGA

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

I know the new guy! He’s an old guy. A tip ‘o the tock to you, Joe. Oh and thank you, ahem, for respecting my personal space.

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

You mean women now are …. equal?!

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

How is our Build Back Better Framework investing in maternal health care?
- extending mandatory post-partum Medicaid coverage
- investing in the maternal & perinatal workforce
- improving maternal mental health
- supporting community-based programs
- ensuring care is coordinated

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

I mean he hasn’t flown in a metric ton of Big Macs, so…

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

@sara_carrion_ I run naked everyday for free.

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

Having a heated debate with Gold Drapes: Is it ok to wear aviators inside after Labor Day?

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

@jdickerson Tell me about it. My crotch birch hadn’t been this quiet since Johnson.

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

Wait. I’ve missed a lot. Once they ran the last guy out did America finally elect Clint Eastwood? #MakeMyDay

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

I’m free! The last guy closeted me. Jesus, it stinks in here. What’d I miss? Where’s Rudy?

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

Ding. https://t.co/v5f4TAVGqX

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

280 characters? Fuck that.

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

I'd say something to him, but I can only utter #ticktock on the job. #Trump #PersonalHell #clocklife https://t.co/xDqVSmfhdW

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Analysis: Trump keeps creating his own personal hell https://t.co/MHbaOewv5l

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

Oh, I have. And I am forever scarred - but a faithful clock keeps on ticking. #myburden #clocklife https://t.co/ZOIYTziOOx

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

@SandaBlue Then you must follow me, the actual WH Grandfather Clock. A tip 'o the rock to you, kind human.

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

@StephenKing The clock isn't quite right.

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

This old clock approves. Bravo brave sir! A tip 'o the tock to you. #bravery #CongressionalBaseballGame #hero #firstpitch #proud #strong https://t.co/G0MKmb16bM

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

One of the officers wounded yesterday throwing the the first pitch! #CongressionalBaseballGame

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

I don't often gossip, but he smells like a sweaty teen. And #onions. And #wealth... but mostly #onions. https://t.co/hb9WguJTQR

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump as president is like an impulsive, hot-headed 15-year-old with an 18-wheeler trucker's license.

[WH Grandfather Clock @WhiteHouseClock]

Shout out to my homey, #Comey - thanks, man, for the #memo mention. My brand is TIGHT! Holla #ComeyHearing - big tip 'o the #tock to you.