♕

tequila and soda 2 limes

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i was 11 years old laying on the floor of my bedroom listening to the scientist by coldplay acting like somebody had just killed my entire family in front of me

[Miilato @miiilato]

Christopher Moltisantimaxxing
(wasting my potential, zero impulse control, searching for my arc, overthinking, quick to anger, taking everything personally)

[♕ @whiteleyam]

If Taylor did get married at MSG this is going to be my moon landing, I’m refusing to believe it no matter how much evidence is presented to me

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

$23 smoothie uv 9 sitting poolside with my weed pen

[♕ @whiteleyam]

If you see my celebrating this weekend just know I’m doing it in a very socialist way

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Moltisanti summer

[traciaimdrunk @traciafanclub]

Parmida and Corbin can do this at the airport

[Grace @gracecamille_]

they should invent a body that doesnt keep the score

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[♕ @whiteleyam]

I miss the person I was when I hit the planet fitness tanning beds every day

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[♕ @whiteleyam]

I love @ZohranKMamdani down but I might have to mute him bc I feel so incredibly unproductive compared to this man balancing a $12 billion budget deficit and dancing in the Knicks parade

[♕ @whiteleyam]

All of my Belmont thirst trap edits are now Knicks edits

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

[♕ @whiteleyam]

I don’t like when people refer to their not yet or newly born baby “sweet” bc you really don’t know they might be a dick

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[claire rowden @clx1re]

currently switching between reading the odyssey and one of the off campus books, don’t ever let them tell you that you can’t contain multitudes girls