Dissent Minister of India

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*Bihar elections*
Modiji: we will develop Bihar and make it world class. Vote for us.
Public: how?
Modiji:

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Never let the idea of India die, Never let the ideology of Gandhi die. #MahatmaGandhi

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Bhakts would abuse China and Socialist Nations and then want Modiji to be permanent as PM just like China and Russia’s leaders.

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Indian Moms right now!

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I am sad that bhakts will continue justifying “-23.9%” having no sense of what it means and what its implication is. But what else will happen if the top-most authority of India wants the kids of the Country to play with wooden toys meanwhile he loots us.

#GhantaPMCares

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#FakingNews
Suresh Chavahnke of Sudarshan News has appealed to FM Sitharaman to call it “Bhagwan ki Harkat” instead of Act of God as we are a “Hindu Pradhan” desh.

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@drv_tw is down! Help!!!

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@INCIndia https://t.co/DzkGEy9REH

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Modiji ke Peacock prem ke review ka review. Dekho Dekho.
https://t.co/DzkGEy9REH

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@INCIndia Modiji ki Peacock Love pe review to banta hai.
https://t.co/DzkGEy9REH

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Supreme Court stayed the telecast of his show still he is airing it. @noidapolice kindly take necessary action.

[Dr. Suresh Chavhanke “Sudarshan News” @SureshChavhanke]

आज रात 8 बजे शो होगा. सोशल मीडिया पर कुछ लोग हाईकोर्ट द्वारा स्टे लगाने की पोस्ट कर रहे हैं, लेकिन हमारे पास ऐसी कोई नोटिस अधिकृत तौर पर नही आई.
इसलिए आप लोग 8 बजे शो देखें. अगर नोटिस आती है तो उसे पढ़ कर हम 8pm अपना पक्ष बताएंगे. Download Mobile App, Live 8pm & 11pm #UPSC_Jihad

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When you are an Abusive uneducated cunt but the teacher is watching so you try to look decent.

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#FakingNews
Bhakts: ye sabhi TV studio main chroma key screen green color ki kyu hoti hai? Meri Modiji se darkhwaast hai ki sabhi ko bhagwa color ki chromakey uplabdh karai jaaye!

@Sonal_MK 😂😅

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Some Bhakts think Shri Ram got us freedom from Brits.

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#JamiaMilliaIslamia University tops the list of Central Govt run Universities in Education Ministry Ranking.

A gift for bhakts & whatsapp graduates#

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Lalit Modi’s case is not investigated, Vijay Mallaya’s files go missing, Nirav Modi, Mehul Chowksi run away easily from our country after defrauding billions.

I wonder who could be helping these fraudsters? 🤔

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Lalit Modi is an Indian fugitive who allegedly committed hundreds of crores of fraud in IPL back in 2008. According to recent RTI findings, his case travelled from Tamil Nadu Central Crime Branch to Mumbai police to Tamil Nadu Police for 7 years since 2010.

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Within few weeks of request from Bihar Police Sushant Singh Rajput’s case was tranferred to CBI but a fraud of 800+ crores remains unprobed, PM takes no action on TN Police request for 3 years. Without an investigation, there can’t be a chargesheet, hence no extradition.

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The fact that @BorisJohnson using a #HeroCycle at a Health Program launch event is a big news for India shows how less #MadeinIndia products are used or bought in other countries that its worth celebrating when a PM uses our product.

We need to make this a common practice.