Whitey

Lefty (and left-handed) Braves fan. Experiencing a strange sense of ... enthusiasm? ... about the Chicago Bears.

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Simone Biles has been making America and Houston proud for YEARS.

She has been the woman in the arena, a place that internet trolls know nothing about.

We can be disappointed in her decision, but until you’re the one stepping up to win gold, maybe sit this one out.

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

@lisa_4_la this sounds like an insane lie, thanks for sharing

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

This will never, ever happen

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

This has always felt like the most obvious fit?

Other contenders like NYY, LAD, SEA have strong rotations and other needs

Cubs have a big SP need but may be collapsing

This isn't CLE/MIL's style, really, or A's

Braves are best combo of "good team w rotation issue"

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

Oldest: "We're not gonna keep watching this are we?"

Me: "How would you have felt if I'd just walked away when you had a tough inning?"

Oldest: "I've never given up eight in an inning before"

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

Elder doing that Folty shit today

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

Elder doing that Folty shit today

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

@savedbygrace005 I'm a victim of nothing. It says a lot about you - and who here actually needs to experience some growth - that you think the only reason someone could possibly care about something is because it's an issue that directly affects them.

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

All these dudes had to do was pretend not to be stupid assholes for one night and they couldn't handle it, so honestly I hope they end up getting dragged in front of Congress during the offseason when they'd rather be hunting or attending Klan rallies or whatever they do for fun.

[Shayna Rubin @ShaynaRubin]

Protesting Giants say they were not pressured to wear Pride hats, weren’t discriminated against https://t.co/pA3m0xFqU9

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

@Yurkinjerkin Another fuckwit chud who thinks straight people have to be bigots

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

I know it's just a joke but also Buxton is never waiving those 10-and-5 rights and people may as well accept it

[Scott Coleman @scottcoleman55]

The 53 games a year the Braves have Acuña and Buxton healthy for are going to be majestic

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

@Everylastgoat Eat shit

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

@Everylastgoat Fuck off

[pixelframe @HelloPixelframe]

In honor of the new Toy Story movie (5!? Seriously?), we've given the Toy Story Font & Logo Generator a complete overall to much more accurately capture the 3D and beveling effects of the real logo. Toggle between the old and new to see the difference https://t.co/6FwZr0YgW2

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

@bza069706241 @Braves Look it up dipshit

[The Intercept @theintercept]

Later, a deputy with the Washtenaw County Sheriff’s Office claimed their son had a gun. But Jenuwine, an industrial field engineer traveling to repair million-dollar lasers, just had his work equipment; no gun was ever found in his van.

[The Intercept @theintercept]

The following evening, 17 hours after killing their son, police told Jenuwine’s parents “that there was an exchange of gunfire, and that John was killed” John’s father, Larry Jenuwine, told The Intercept “Call it naïveté or whatever you want to call it, but our first thoughts were, ‘Oh my God, what did he do, why did he cause this?’….Come to find out, he didn’t do anything to cause any of this. He was not the guy that they were supposed to be chasing.”

[The Intercept @theintercept]

Police crashed into a man’s van twice on purpose, fired 27 shots at him, and while the vehicle lay on its side, burning, at least eight cops watched as 34-year old Navy veteran John Andrew Jenuwine bled out and died inside. It turned out police chased the wrong man.

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

@markav221 @stoolpresidente "People are dumb" says 49-follower shitbird who pays for twitter and agrees with Portnoy on things

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

@collegefbtown @ESPNNBA stay mad bitch

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

Important to remember no matter how much you like ABS challenges and pitch clocks, Rob Manfred is still a worm. No matter how much you love your favorite team, the ownership of said team is interested solely in squeezing every last nickel out of the sport before they croak.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

MLB today proposed an overhauled domestic amateur-entry system that removes high school players from the draft, makes college players eligible after sophomore year, shortens the draft from 20 to 12 rounds, and cuts bonus pool from current $358.7M to $200M, sources tell ESPN.

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

Smaller draft, smaller bonus pools, fewer minor league teams, fewer scouts, smaller payroll. The only thing they want to add is playoff games, because owners get to keep all that money

And yet this group of people wants you to believe they’re stewarding the game in your interest

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

The fascinating and unfortunate subtext of MLB’s bargaining posture for decades now is this:

They are comfortable shrinking baseball, the sport, in exchange for further solidifying the institutional power of Major League Baseball, the corporation