Sheriff Dick Cheney

[Sheriff Dick Cheney @whiteyoppressor]

way i see it we gon run this land however we want. @nativeamerica11 hey we're getting ready to reduce your reservations size again HAHA

[Sheriff Dick Cheney @whiteyoppressor]

hell they could end the entire ranging business! but why do buffalo mean we should respect your rights?! you never did nuthin for us

[Sheriff Dick Cheney @whiteyoppressor]

@nativeamerica11 oh MY GOD i might not even have a job soon! i heard they invented this barbed wire thing

[Sheriff Dick Cheney @whiteyoppressor]

but @nativeamerica11 we have to do this for America to survive! now i know it may not be easy but going west is gonna save us. #buckupchamp

[Sheriff Dick Cheney @whiteyoppressor]

@nativeamerica11 i swear if you scalp one more of us i will snap. i mean like srsly is dat really how u feel bout west expansion? #srslyguys

[Sheriff Dick Cheney @whiteyoppressor]

but man this is a hard knock life!! we've got barely any food/money and are in plenty of danger with these pesky native savages!

[Sheriff Dick Cheney @whiteyoppressor]

I heard that there's a lot of people over in the eastern united states place and they need more meet. yap that's what we're here for

[Sheriff Dick Cheney @whiteyoppressor]

It's a beef bonanza out here!! this long drive from texas to kansas! i hope we don't have to deal with those rascally injuns #bonanzas