Jason

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[Jason @whitingrules]

@HomersBestBits McCutcheon always looking to scam someone out of their hard earned moon money

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@VanLathan He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year! He's got a rocket for an arm!

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@Criminalsimpson I actually think blurst was the better word choice and Dickens was wrong.

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@philorphilip You know Homer loved that couch as he dropped a full beer when he saw the couch was ruined.

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@QuotesSimpsons1 Smithers should really be more specific. It's no wonder Mr Burns didn't know Homer from that description.

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@simpsons_DG To this day I still wonder who the agitator was???

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@QuotesSimpsons1 I can't believe Homer guessed wrecking the car over raising the dead?!?

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@BaseballQuotes1 He's getting lefty's knees to buckle!

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@ARIatTWIT @newthousandband That guy is Jimi Hendrix of the violin. Ridiculous. 🔥

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@dailysimpsons This was the same dance that won Tony Monero first place in Saturday Night Fever.

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@QuotesSimpsons1 My Dad made sure both kids had an equal amount of the same colored chocolate eggs at Easter. Homer made sure he suspected both kids of first degree murder. Both great fathers.

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@_SimpsonsFan Homer is a good friend. Actually threatened his own son with a knife when Bart called them nerds.

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@HomersBestBits The Homer TV Problem is up there with the Trolley Problem and Ship of Theseus as major philosophical dilemmas.

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@HomersBestBits I've always really appreciated Homer took Clown College seriously and wore a tie.

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@nut_history I stand by the Millhouse over Boggs pick.

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@leevalueroach Additionally Buffet & Munger's later investing strategy was buying a good business at a FAIR price, not ANY price.

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@simpsons_DG Typical beavers

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@ManuclearBomb Who amongst us has not mistaken a pile of rags for Princess Diana?

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@simpsons_DG In Homer's defense S-M-R-T just flows better

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@HomersBestBits Bart and Lisa knew what was coming after the slow card drop