Whit

The Auntie-Hero

[Whit @whitl24]

So I just need to improve my average pace by 3.5 min per mile and add 23 miles and I’ll be a competitive marathoner.

[Whit @whitl24]

Everything flew out of her purse but she got that walk off HR ball!😂 Good for you, Queen! (This would be me 💯) #whitesox #jakerogers

[Whit @whitl24]

Things I do not like...snakes, snake-shaped marks on the road, snake-shaped twigs in the yard, photos of snakes, videos of snakes, and stories about snakes. Also any type of clutter.

[Whit @whitl24]

2007: Pictures, or it didn’t happen.
2026: Pictures, and it still didn’t happen.

[Whit @whitl24]

Maybe my 5-year old niece is right. Maybe I am a jarma queen and I should stop being so jee-matic.

[Whit @whitl24]

If your business social media can use the right form of “you’re” vs “your” or “it’s” vs “its” in its posts then you’re likely to gain a big fan in me. It’s really not that hard.

[Whit @whitl24]

You would think a certain mega rich coffee company could make lids that actually fit their cups, and their employees wouldn’t have to say to every single customer “be careful of the lid.”😡

[Whit @whitl24]

I do not think I will handle it well when the speed limit increases to 60 mph and there are still clowns out here doing 51.

[Whit @whitl24]

Never thought I’d be on Sportscenter but here we are

[Whit @whitl24]

I am hotmail years old

[Whit @whitl24]

Trust issues so bad I still have my winter boots out

[Whit @whitl24]

I don’t know how to explain it but coffee is for mornings and lotus is for afternoons

[Whit @whitl24]

Shout out to all the female attorneys spending .6 on an email that is two sentences long. I see you.

[Whit @whitl24]

This court looks like The Max from Saved By the Bell

[Whit @whitl24]

You cannot find me in da club.

[Whit @whitl24]

Can you vacate our losses too?

[Whit @whitl24]

Eff it let’s do 35-factor identification.

[Whit @whitl24]

Angels in the Outfield gets me every time 😭

[Whit @whitl24]

✅a real tough kid
✅can handle my shit
✅faked it ‘til I made it

[Whit @whitl24]

Things I don’t not unwant:
Uncoffee and Unchocolate