Kingsley

TIME Person Of The Year 2006 - BAFTA Winner - Blue Peter Badge Holder - Retired Trick or Treater - Omnivore

[Kingsley @whitlockdom]

@sauce_easy

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i'm at the 'crying to every episode of parks and recreation' stage of lockdown

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@JunaydYNWA I googled 'best right backs' so many times and this is as good as it's going to get

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Please someone tell me why this is wrong...

🇸🇮 Jan Oblak

🇩🇪 Philipp Lahm
🇳🇱 Virgil Van Dijk
🇮🇹 Paolo Maldini
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Gary Neville

🇭🇷 Luka Modric
🇪🇸 David Silva
🇨🇿 Pavel Nedved

🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappe
🇨🇮 Didier Drogba
🇦🇷 Lionel Messi

[Kingsley @whitlockdom]

The UK in February 2020:

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

What the hell is this? ⚡️🔥 https://t.co/FEFV15Gb6h

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Is it really 12am on new year's day without someone asking how much the fireworks cost the taxpayer and calling Stormzy a racist? #RoaringTwenties

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WELCOME TO THE ROARING TWENTIES LETS GOOOOOOOO

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yeah there's more than seven million @OfficialFPL players in the world and i'm 80th. jamie vardy scoring for fun has definitely helped but it's mainly due to this guy called john lundstram who they've listed as a defender but he's actually an attacking playmaker

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PSA: Everyone make sure you take a pen with you to vote because I've just seen Boris lingering outside a polling station with a giant pink eraser! #GeneralElection2019

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@producerSX Your first albums have SLAPPPED

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@caitbit @liamc1094 this poor guy must be fuming

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This is the moment Boris Johnson claimed Stormzy actually said "back Boris" during his Glastonbury performance

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Shoutout Shorts in December

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Anton when Arabella picked him for the date #LoveIsland

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Curtis telling literally everybody what to do #LoveIsland

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@pvanaanholt You're a lot nearer to 29 than you are to 28. That's a fact

The day after your birthday you are no longer 28.

Perhaps if you had paid more attention in maths lessons you might remember "round up or down to the nearest whole number"

You are saying £1.75 is one pound. Stupid

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@rusaldinho13 @DillonGascoigne Former gk Carl Ikeme was diagnosed with leukemia so I believe Wolves retired the number 1 shirt in his honour

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@RequestABet Okay thanks

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