Whitney McMaster

Voice Actor. Adventurer. Philocalist.

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Brb going to start working on my 2026 “dirty” living diet plan

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Proudly preventing men from an enjoyable work/life experience since 1990

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“Where do you cold plunge?” #Wellness

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Lotta love for a hate rally #NoKings #NoPedophiles

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PINK PONY CLUB SUMMER ✨👚💪🏻

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

The DC Sandwich Party will go down alongside the Boston Tea Party as one of the great stands against tyranny in American history

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1/2 of my brain: “there’s too much chaos we’ve got to fix the world…”
The other 1/2 : “HEY WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DECORATIVE TRINKETS FOR TAMPON STRINGS…” 🎭💪🏻✨🧠

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So wait…remind me again which King wore a hot pink speedo 🥳✨🪩 #MerryChristmas #thereasonfortheseason

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1. “Doll-idays” should definitely be a thing @DollyParton ✨🪩💎 🎀

Bonus? Way more appealing to buy appliances in Dolly’s name over Christopher Columbus. #Holiday #Dolliday #YoureWelcomeAmerica

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1st Day Volunteer at your service!
🎥✨🪩 @SIFFnews #SiffCinema #Downtown @MeanGirls #firstday #nerdvibes

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Check out #AllOfThemWitches on @AMCPlus. A documentary I narrated on the magick #Herstory of Witches. Perfect for #FridayThe13th #Halloween or any day you feel like flying off to witch school. Directed by #MonaPanchal 🧹✨🔥🖤 https://t.co/XQNBtj1wpw

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There’s new new awesomeness to milk every year ✨🪩 @wastatefair #magicfitmove #bingo #skyride #extremedogs #milksampling #Fisherscones forever and so much more

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ometimes I think we all just need a hug from @TimGunn…he’s the miyagi so many of us need 💎✨🥰#MakeItWork #CarryOn #RareGem @ProjectRunway

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TMW @toryburch said, “I am not sure blue and orange are that complimentary” while dressed like #Grimace’s mistress in purple satin and black lace…Oy. You know @MichaelKors was thinking the same thing 😈@ProjectRunway #SummerBinge #Season7 @heidiklum

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Is the future of #VoiceOver uncertain? Yes.
Is this the first summer I’ve ever been a borderline “Light Taupe”? 💯 🔥🪩
#LookForTheGood
#TaupeLining
#50ShadesOfTaupe
#nofilter
#Freckles
#Gingergirl
#PlightOfTheWhite

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What takes longer for ppl to put away their Xmas decorations or to stop setting off fireworks. #America #PartyForever

No judgement here. I’m #TeamHalloween

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Fireworks come from the inside fool
🎆✨🪩 #4thofjuly

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NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE #WGA #THEMONITOR ✨💪🏼

AI CANT WRITE A BANGER THIS 🔥#WGASTRONG #WGAMARCH #WRITERSGUILD #SAGAFTRA #IATSE
#TEAMSTERS399 @adamconover

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Better episode for @arresteddev or @succession

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Stepson of missing billionaire on Titanic submarine shares he attended Blink-182 concert:

“It might be distateful being here but my family would want me to be at the blink-182 show”

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💎#HappyFathersDay #ZombieEvacuationPlan
#PresentFathers
#TheMarkOfAMan
#GoodExes

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!! Dang just noticing @RyanGosling could play Ken @Barbie AND #KelKnight from @kathandkim ✨🪩 swoon. what more do you want from a career?!