whitney

hello

[whitney @whitney_wojo]

Ever watch a sad movie while sad and then you’re extra sad !!

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Ducks on a cold glass roof.

[welcome to clown town @dykedotorg]

everything keeps happening all the time

[whitney @whitney_wojo]

Doing things I shouldn’t when sad is my specialty

[whitney @whitney_wojo]

Need a good scream

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Did you guys ever hear someone say something smart in class and wonder what it’s like to actually have brain cells that do their job

[lyudmila pavlichenko @smalljol]

if you’re not my cat? fuck you

[whitney @whitney_wojo]

I had someone explain to me how to back out of a driveway today and I truly and I mean ~truly~ almost lost it

[nick mastodon @nickmastodon]

went to help my grandparents with some fall cleanup

[whitney @whitney_wojo]

Why do people think it’s ok to steal my pen at work like who raised you that’s my good pen :(

[whitney @whitney_wojo]

Turned on my auto-cap and idk what that says ab my mind state right now

[whitney @whitney_wojo]

Life = dumb

[whitney @whitney_wojo]

I know by post hits differently

[whitney @whitney_wojo]

back and forth always

[whitney @whitney_wojo]

what’s the appropriate response when your table tells you, you look hot. not like hot but hot like sweaty

[whitney @whitney_wojo]

why did my cat just drool on me

[whitney @whitney_wojo]

@destiney_krebs what happens is that you guys have a kitten!!! can’t wait to meet it 🥰🥰

[whitney @whitney_wojo]

don’t wanna lose myself

[whitney @whitney_wojo]

my granola bar got stuck in the vending machine and I just want to cry