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GIRL, YOU'RE THICKER THAN A BOWL OF OATMEAL.

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@big_mike9169 LIKE HOW!?! Who’s making this fucking bread?

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Straw cowboy hats are the same vibe as fedoras.

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@LoveMyScionFRS 😂😂 you just never know what minor procedures you’re going to need to do at home

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I fuck with Steve Buscemi.

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Not to be dramatic but I would sell my soul to the devil himself to have an entire day alone at the Monterey Bay Aquarium.

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I could really go for some jones bbq and foot massage.

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As a society, we need more men with slutty little nose rings.

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Y’all ever forget how old you are?

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Me, almost a 37 year old woman, seeing a 40-45 year old man and thinking the age gap is 20 years.

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This fear is still very much alive.

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I really need to get over my fear of bald men.

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“I’m Tanka Jahari but I would NEVER order a whole pizza for myself.”

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The 3 pairs of socks and heated blanket I am under is not enough, I must be submerged in lava.

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I am once again preaching that I would have absolutely fucking ✨THRIVED✨ as a teenager in the 70s.

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I need all my friends to be awake by 7am because I have things to talk about.

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I have GOT to stop eating Christmas sweets.

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Farts will always be funny to me.

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@big_mike9169 Oh it says next week. I didn’t read I just got excited.

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@big_mike9169 Bitch stop, me too! Tomorrow.

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@Digitalfeels Ok but same and I think it’s because he’s too precious for this world and he must be protected! He’s family.

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@big_mike9169 Okay okay I support this hahaha