Whitney Ellen

I enjoy multiple glasses of wine in one sitting and believe my calling in life is to be a reality tv star.

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I have one last batch of these (S-XL) I Sip shirts up for grabs. $34 shipped. First come, first… https://t.co/S8sk3OsMz9

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I'm dizzy from all this spinning. 😍 https://t.co/cqyKSYdwlL

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And on the 5th day of March, I chopped my hairs off! #byehairicia https://t.co/GVBvkZoWQu

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I say white and gold. Because Chardonnay. That is all. https://t.co/VStZdKa2uu

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Ok, ok, I give. I'm friggen cold, I look like the kid from A Christmas Story, and I'm real over… https://t.co/4EYYM2VOFe

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I love you more than carbohydrates, naps in a really dark room, deluxe pedicures, and wine. Yep, even… http://t.co/6wbs2zb45O

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Oh, you. http://t.co/PGdWwGH61V

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Denver finally decided it's still winter and I don't hate it! ❄️⛄️ http://t.co/qhDAFmMn7I

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This girl decided, since she turns 9 tomorrow, that last night was a good night to go exploring for 10… http://t.co/ibZQSj60bQ

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Crossroads is on Netflix! Now THAT is worth tweeting about.

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Dear My First Denver Sick/Cold/Sinus Infection/Death Thing, you've overstayed your welcome and make me… http://t.co/saT28Lvz7q

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"You're my best friend. Oh, you make me live!" 😍 #imsosappy #youalreadyknow http://t.co/20AuFPFtYL

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"God gave me you for the ups and downs" http://t.co/hYStNLcpHY

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Denver, I FRIGGEN love you! http://t.co/V4sejZeH1U

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Haaaaappy friggen birthday to my #heterodomesticpartner, my best friend, my unicorn sister, and my… http://t.co/rSROeR7kBc

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@elizalmcmullen Oh for sure! Haha. Sorry, that was a special moment. 😉 I may still blog here and there but it's not as fun as it used to be.

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@elizalmcmullen Say what? Haha

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When you're pretty sure you're done with the full-time blogging thing but attempt to stick it out for… http://t.co/VAeqjWeQsC

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"You're crazy to move to Colorado, you'll freeze!", they all said. ☺️ http://t.co/p9KHYtHfZY

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These earbuds can suck it. #publictransportationrookiemistake