Two Thirds Hazel

Life's short, live it.

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@ChipotleTweets your location in Ithaca, NY needs some serious help. I just waited 30 mins in a PICK UP order line before getting fed up enough to go stand in the regular line to get my food. 40 mins late.

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@kellydonlin @theMILLERaffect @CHRISELLEtweets @shanwillardson @TherealTaraji Ahh thank you lady!

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@SouthwestAir really sad that I spent $2,000 the week after getting my card so that I could earn your 50k reward points but now need to wait two months to actually use them? I need to book a flight NOW, not in two months. Wouldn’t have signed up for this card had I known😫

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@Delta you delayed my flight so I’ll miss my connection. Called CS to reschedule and your automation says you can’t call me back until “more than 2 hours”. Is that a sick joke?

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@AshleySpivey Nope, that's why I was like "Wait, really with the rape talk?" The crapy magazine covers won't run out of juice is all I'm saying😳

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@AshleySpivey @amyrd23 Haha yeah the problem is that there are rumors that Arie sleeps around with 18 year old sorority girls. Thought you were referring to that🙈

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@DunkinDonuts bring back the Butter Pecan before someone gets hurt. I mean... please? This Maple Pecan nonsense is straight trash😭

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Just caught up on BIP. So @ABCNetwork basically just set this whole "scandal" up for publicity all while ruining people's lives? Gross😑

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What's the point of having a public sale if everything's sold out? Glad I didn't set an alarm and only looked after waking up to pee😂 #nsale

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@fremderflute Congratulations!!

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@robinavocado @ByKaitHanson I only do now because I'll want to take Rori. What adult gets excited about Dumbo rides? But HP World and Epcot? Yes please🙌🏻

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@Just_Zoshin Okay sauerkraut I can get but NANNY?! TWELVE?! Just stop.

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@iamsarahwebb Like when I text Trevor saying "So you reallyyyy want to bring Chinese food home and give me a massage later don't you?😏"

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@DunkinDonuts BRING BACK THE COFFEE COLATTA! Pleaseee, my life is over without it. How could you?!?! Your new Frozen Coffee is crap😭😭

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@DunkinDonuts how could you get rid of coffee Coolatta's?! My life is seriously over. Your frozen coffee replacements are NOTHING like them😭

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@ErinLFF @bloglovin love following along on all this!

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I actually love Corinne now. Like, I wouldn't even be mad if he picked her. What has the world come to?🙈

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@ErinLFF I looked like every doctor and nurse on that hospital had punched me in the face seventeen times each. I feel ya!

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Hey girl mamas! Check out Little Poppy Co. if you haven't already. I can give you a 50% off code to try it out! https://t.co/rJpRV11wi3

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@ChampagneLaced hey lady! What exactly do you mean by "all of it"?