Whitney!

Whitney is the most charmingly spoiled person you've ever met. Also, passive aggressive. She has a wonderful smile. She told me.

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

You know I don't care what I look like in social media; people know I'm pretty.

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

I just heard Roarke say: "I love you." So I replied "I love you too." To which she replied "I was saying that to myself." So my daughter.

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

going to goodwill is the bane of my existence

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

Omg I don't know how to turn our vacuum on and I'm to embarrassed to ask the maid

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

My fav thing about me today is that I keep running into Jonah Hill at our resort & telling him about my life vs asking 1 question about his.

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

You're welcome for our friendship

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

No piece of mail has ever mad me happier.

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

Anyone out there have a babysitter reco in the Hamptons???

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

Nothing says "I'm sorry for making you wait by the rooftop pool so long" like pink champagne.

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

Meg can't make it which is devastating but whatevs

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

I've got to go pee again. This sucks. I wish I could send you for me.

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

I'm confused by homeless people who litter. Isn't that like me throwing all my trash on my living room floor?

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

i think foccaccia is kinda stupid.

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

i can't believe they named a show after me?!?! i mean, i guess i can

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

Whitney's horoscope for August 31 http://t.co/OcaOpin

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

my body is magic.

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

I think about alcohol probably, at least 24 hours a day.

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

I've always been mean to everyone I'm breaking up with. It makes it so much easier.

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

That's the fun of me.

[Whitney! @whitneysaid]

Whitney isn't interested in touting the greatness of others.