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[whitney @whitneyscottnyc]

I laugh so hard in public at this, people must think I'm insane. #throwingshade @giblertron @briansafi… http://t.co/Il6lYSikZ4

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Sometimes I wonder if there's a God. Then I remember that I'm God, and it freaks Me out.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Life is a joke. Try to be in on it.

[whitney @whitneyscottnyc]

MS MR Track Addict Vol. III by MSMR

Msmr k i l l I i n g it with these mix tapes! 👍🙌👏 http://t.co/CHkUL57cLk on #SoundCloud

[whitney @whitneyscottnyc]

Summer surf prep starts here with @theswanpilates 💪🌊🏄 #theswanpilates #bestsummerever http://t.co/CRWgfWBrQn

[Britney N Whitney @beeznweez]

Weez is back in da house tomorrow! Let's get the #hairparty started @suitecarolineny all day son! @whitneyscottnyc #nyc #soho #salon #spring

[Britney N Whitney @beeznweez]

@whitneyscottnyc #whitneyscottcolor on @britneywilliams #suiteselfie @suitecarolineny #hair #colour #summertime

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

A cartoon ape on TV yawned and then I did too. The human mind is truly a piece of garbage

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

If you have a bathtub & you don't use it to take some sweetass soaks then you are a grade A asshole

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Love is a smoke and is made with the fume of sighs. Send a dick pic.

[Enrique Shockwave @UNDEADTRESOR]

Steve Buscemi looks pretty good for an ankle.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Life is meaningless, but you can customize the meaninglessness.

[whitney @whitneyscottnyc]

The result of a lucky run-in. Thank u theriverstandard http://t.co/NcriotSqu4

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

During the shutdown I offer all BBWs in LA shelter in my leather yurt. I provide protection, you provide sexual #discipline.

[whitney @whitneyscottnyc]

Nanna in Nylon mag, doing our weird blue hair justice. Duh, as if. #nylonmag #ohland #bluehair… http://t.co/ER5f40qD01

[whitney @whitneyscottnyc]

@ohlandmusic Renaissance Girls video went up on @rollingstone .com!! #bluehairedbabe #whitneyscottcolor http://t.co/o0ccvS1lP3

[whitney @whitneyscottnyc]

Charli XCX - You (Ha Ha Ha) by charlixcx

Obsessed http://t.co/M3SnheB30M on #SoundCloud

[whitney @whitneyscottnyc]

@lenaott thank u!

[whitney @whitneyscottnyc]

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[whitney @whitneyscottnyc]

@lenaott @Pier59Studios #lifeisfulloftoughchoices #staystrong